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Ultra Pur MagnesiumÖl – 1000ml

(1286 customer reviews)

Original price was: €28.89.Current price is: €25.89.

Organic Magnesiumöl ist eine Form von transdermalem Magnesium. Durch die Mineralergänzung über die Hautoberfläche wird das Magnesium über die Haut aufgenommen und schnell von den Zellen absorbiert.

Organic Magnesiumöl enthält zu 100% biologisches Magnesium, das aus dem natürlichen Zechstein-Meeresboden in den Niederlanden gewonnen wird.

Inhaltsstoffe: Magnesiumchlorid MgCl (31%), Wasser.

SKU: MAG1000ML Category:

ULTRA PUR, UNVERDÜNNT & WIRKSAM

Dieses Öl ist pur, ganz im Gegensatz zum Großteil der anderen Marken. Das Magnesium Spray enthält eine erstaunliche Menge von ganzen 31% Magnesiumchlorid, wodurch es hochkonzentriert ist. Das bedeutet den Goldstandard der Magnesiumöle. Durch die hohe Konzentration ist es wirksamer und man muss weniger davon verwenden als bei verdünnten Varianten. Reines ZECHSTEIN-Magnesium aus den Niederlanden.

GERUCHSNEUTRAL & EINFACH AUFTRAGBAR

Die Flasche ist fest verschlossen und leicht mitzunehmen. Es ist ihr handliches Magnesium Spray für unterwegs. Es passt ganz einfach in eine Tasche, Sie können es mit zur Arbeit nehmen oder aber bequem neben Ihrem Bett oder im Badezimmer stehen lassen. Das Öl ist geruchsneutral und leicht mit Wasser abwaschbar, sollte es mit Bettwäsche oder Kleidung in Berührung kommen.

GENIEẞEN SIE EINEN ENTSPANNTEN, RUHIGEN SCHLAF & MEHR ENERGIE MIT MAGNESIUM SPRAY

Magnesium lindert den Stress, beruhigt die Nerven & sorgt für neue Energie, wodurch Sie ausgeglichener und glücklicher werden. Weiterhin stärkt es Ihre Haut, Nägel, Haare, Zähne & Zahnfleisch und unterstützt Ihre lebenswichtigen Organe, wodurch Müdigkeit wegen eines geschwächten Systems vermieden wird.

SOFORTIGE WIRKUNG

Keiner verdient es, Schmerzen zu haben. Ob gegen Migräne, Muskel- oder Rückenschmerzen – organisches Magnesium ist das Muskelentspannungsmittel der Wahl für Sportler, Masseure und Ärzte. Es ist an der Zeit, einen tiefen Schlaf neu zu entdecken und einen energiegeladenen und schmerzfreien Körper zu erleben! Sprühen Sie es einfach auf betroffene Körperstellen und merken Sie, wie es seinen Effekt entfaltet.

100% ROHES & NATÜRLICHES MAGNESIUM SPRAY

Wir verwenden KEINE industrielle Verarbeitung, wodurch das organische Magnesium PUR & SICHER bleibt. Das aus dem 250 Millionen alten und unberührten Zechstein Meeresboden gewonnene Magnesiumöl bietet eine großartige und natürliche Alternative zu Tabletten. Ihre Haut wird das Öl schnell aufnehmen und das nötige Magnesium es auf zellulärer Ebene in Ihren Blutkreislauf bringen.

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1286 reviews for Ultra Pur MagnesiumÖl – 1000ml

  1. Sparky (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional bird carver, and this keeps my hands nimble and cramp-free.

  2. Mitch Atkinson (verified owner) –

    The relief is wonderful, but be aware that the salty residue can attract pets. My cat has decided I’m a delicious salt-lick now.

  3. Roger Bell (verified owner) –

    My father has Parkinson’s, and this helps with the painful rigidity. It’s a great comfort.

  4. Bella Lawson (verified owner) –

    I’m an ice road trucker. The constant rig vibration is hell on the body. This is the only thing that helps my muscles settle down after a run.

  5. Stella Griffin (verified owner) –

    I have recommended this product to at least a dozen people.

  6. Vincent Thomas (verified owner) –

    I just spent all day setting up for a big event. This is the only reason I can walk right now.

  7. Vesta Champion (verified owner) –

    I love it.

  8. Aria Ortiz (verified owner) –

    A staple in our house.

  9. Sara Chen (verified owner) –

    My whole body is less “angry” with me.

  10. Janice W. (verified owner) –

    I recommend it to everyone.

  11. Pryor Karyn (verified owner) –

    This has been a huge help.

  12. Julia Murray (verified owner) –

    I am amazed at the results.

  13. Lex (verified owner) –

    My body just feels… happier.

  14. Donna Ross (verified owner) –

    I’m a wildlife rescue worker, and this stuff helps with the unpredictable aches of the job.

  15. William Morales (verified owner) –

    I work in a floral cooler all day. This is my “de-frost” spray at the end of the day.

  16. Schroeder Isiah (verified owner) –

    It’s just… okay. The effect is so mild it’s barely noticeable. I was expecting so much more based on the glowing reviews. It’s a disappointment.

  17. Mo (verified owner) –

    My dad is a retired submariner, and this is the only thing that helps his lifelong cramps.

  18. Edward Lewis (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a fencer, and this helps the specific strain on her weapon arm.

  19. Benjamin Simmons (verified owner) –

    This product gave me a very weird skin reaction. It didn’t burn, but it left a pattern of tiny, red, painless bumps everywhere I sprayed it. They disappeared after I stopped using it, but it was too weird for me to continue.

  20. Lucky (verified owner) –

    I am so impressed.

  21. Vigil (verified owner) –

    This is the holy grail.

  22. Jack Jones (verified owner) –

    I am a lifer.

  23. Lucky (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like magic.

  24. Michael Meyer (verified owner) –

    The results are spectacular.

  25. Pappas (verified owner) –

    The best. Period.

  26. Terry Wallace (verified owner) –

    The effect is subtle, but cumulative. After a week, you realize you just feel… better. You have to be consistent with it.

  27. Madison Hill (verified owner) –

    I’m a historical clothing maker. All that hand-stitching used to give me terrible cramps. Not anymore.

  28. Davon P. (verified owner) –

    My wife calls this her “monster-in-law emotional support spray.” She uses it on her neck the second we leave their house.

  29. Grant Wood (verified owner) –

    This product has been a true blessing for me.

  30. Dorothy (verified owner) –

    I just spent 12 hours on a plane in a middle seat. This is the only reason I can feel my legs today.

  31. Isabella Palmer (verified owner) –

    I just feel more… balanced.

  32. Jean Kim (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I don’t owe anyone money.

  33. CJ (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed with this.

  34. Marie Hayes (verified owner) –

    The relief is real and profound.

  35. Austin Gray (verified owner) –

    I am a very, very happy camper.

  36. Mcpherson Galen (verified owner) –

    My mood is brighter, my mind is sharper, my body is calmer.

  37. Ronald Torres (verified owner) –

    The best health discovery I’ve made in years.

  38. Fitch Haylee (verified owner) –

    I am a fan for life.

  39. Aaron Tran (verified owner) –

    This has helped my anxiety more than I can express. It calms the physical symptoms, which quiets my mind.

  40. Barbara H. (verified owner) –

    This has changed the game for my quality of life.

  41. Bobby Scott (verified owner) –

    It is my little bottle of peace.

  42. Donald Lawson (verified owner) –

    I just feel… right. Like this is how my body is meant to feel, without the constant background noise of pain.

  43. Sharpe Paolo (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional gamer. This is my insurance policy against carpal tunnel.

  44. Tyler Harris (verified owner) –

    The sleep is so good, it should be illegal.

  45. Kaylee Myers (verified owner) –

    The relief is fantastic, but be warned, it will make your dog want to lick your legs non-stop. I have a very licky shadow now.

  46. Lucky (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally met their match and have surrendered unconditionally.

  47. Jerry Jackson (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t waste your time with other brands.

  48. Levine Mickey (verified owner) –

    My partner is a neurosurgeon and this is what they use to recover their hands after a 12-hour surgery.

  49. Alexis Patterson (verified owner) –

    This stuff has a weird side effect of making my skin feel incredibly dry, like chalk. I have to slather on moisturizer afterwards, which I wasn’t expecting.

  50. Gilliam Kyle (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional cellist. The asymmetry of the instrument is a nightmare for my back. This helps my body feel centered again.

  51. Zoe Bailey (verified owner) –

    My dad restores old pinball machines. This helps his hands and back after hours of meticulous work.

  52. John M. (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week volunteering to restore an old, historic sailing ship. The odd angles and physical labor were tough. This stuff was a lifesaver for the whole crew.

  53. Paul Fisher (verified owner) –

    I’m a baker, and this keeps my “baker’s hands” from cramping.

  54. Phillip Ortiz (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive powerlifter. My central nervous system is always fried after a meet. This helps me come down from that high-alert state and actually rest.

  55. Alexis (verified owner) –

    The quality is great, but the label started peeling off and leaving sticky residue everywhere after a day in my gym bag.

  56. Aaron L. (verified owner) –

    My “tech neck” is finally gone. Vanished.

  57. Teresa Wells (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s ever worked for my partner’s horrible Restless Leg Syndrome. I bought it for them, but it was really a gift for me.

  58. Violet Cruz (verified owner) –

    The only thing that helped the jaw ache after my wisdom teeth were removed.

  59. Elijah (verified owner) –

    My son is a catcher on his baseball team, and this helps his knees and hips immensely.

  60. Annette Ellis (verified owner) –

    The spray on my bottle is very noisy. It makes a loud ‘SQUONK’ sound that is the opposite of relaxing. Annoying, but the oil is great.

  61. Richard (verified owner) –

    The quality is superb. You can feel the purity.

  62. Cheryl Reynolds (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is so fast it feels like magic.

  63. Sweeney (verified owner) –

    My body is not at war with itself anymore.

  64. Jennifer Herrera (verified owner) –

    I am so, so, so grateful I found this.

  65. Megan Powell (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well. My issue is with the bottle; it’s a slick, smooth cylinder that is nearly impossible to grip and spray when your hands are even a little bit oily. I’ve dropped it several times.

  66. Leigh Wiggins (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional puppeteer. This is the only thing that works on the unique strain of “puppet arm.”

  67. Laura (verified owner) –

    This has been a revelation for my sleep and, by extension, my entire life.

  68. Ashley (verified owner) –

    My kids call this the “monster away spray” for their growing pains. A quick foot rub, and the monsters go away so they can sleep.

  69. Jermey Whitley (verified owner) –

    I have Ehlers-Danlos, and the muscle spasms around my hypermobile joints are a constant battle. This is the only topical that has ever calmed them down. It’s a huge part of my pain management.

  70. Tammy Kidd (verified owner) –

    This is not a spray. This is a firehose. The nozzle shoots a concentrated jet that splashes everywhere. The oil itself works, but the bottle design is a complete failure and makes a huge mess.

  71. Andrew Murphy (verified owner) –

    My father has Parkinson’s, and the painful muscle rigidity can be overwhelming for him. A gentle massage with this provides a level of comfort and release that is a true blessing.

  72. Richard (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever touched the nerve pain in my feet from my diabetes. It calms the constant ‘static’ and burning.

  73. Joyce Palmer (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a competitive figure skater. This is an essential part of her recovery from the high-impact landings and deep muscle strain.

  74. Mario Green (verified owner) –

    The effect is nice, but I find I have to use so much to feel anything significant that the bottle only lasted me 10 days. It’s just not cost-effective for my needs.

  75. Pixie (verified owner) –

    My wife and I took up kayaking. This is our “post-paddle” ritual for our screaming shoulders and core muscles.

  76. Alexis Carter (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a two-week trekking trip in the Himalayas. This little bottle was worth its weight in gold. My sherpa was even asking for it by the end.

  77. Cheryl Green (verified owner) –

    I teach kindergarten. I call this my “I-survived-a-room-full-of-five-year-olds-all-day” spray.

  78. Andrea Patel (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a bouncer for the charley horses that try to invade my calves at 2 AM. They’re not on the guest list anymore.

  79. Samantha R. (verified owner) –

    I just got a Newfoundland puppy. The constant bending over to manage a 100lb fluffball has wrecked my back. This is my “puppy dad” recovery juice.

  80. Kenneth (verified owner) –

    My father restores vintage typewriters. The constant tiny, precise movements with heavy steel components was causing his hands to seize up. He uses this now and says it’s the only reason he can still enjoy his retirement hobby.

  81. Harold West (verified owner) –

    This product has a subtle but undeniable effect on my mood. I’m just less… edgy. I think it’s because my body isn’t in a constant state of low-grade tension. I feel more at peace in my own skin.

  82. Elisha Flowers (verified owner) –

    I’m not sure if it was a bad batch or what, but the product I received smells faintly of sulfur, like rotten eggs. It’s so disgusting that I can’t bring myself to put it on my body. Something is very wrong with this.

  83. Madison (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional gift wrapper during the holiday season. The repetitive creasing and folding of paper makes my hands feel like they’re on fire. This spray is my saving grace every night.

  84. Natalie (verified owner) –

    The relief is good, but I find that if I sweat at all after applying it (like at the gym the next day), my sweat feels incredibly sticky and salty. It’s a weird side effect.

  85. Matilda Irvin (verified owner) –

    My partner is an air traffic controller, and the stress they carry in their shoulders is immense. This is the only thing that helps that armor of tension melt away.

  86. Kimberly Perry (verified owner) –

    I am never, ever flying without this again. It’s a magic bullet for the swollen, achy “airplane legs” I get on long-haul flights.

  87. Willie Howard (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive speedcuber. The repetitive, lightning-fast motions were giving him serious RSI in his wrists. He uses this every night, and it has completely eliminated the pain and allowed him to keep training.

  88. Gary West (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long cattle drive. Eight hours a day in the saddle is brutal on muscles you didn’t know you had. Every cowboy on that trip was asking to borrow my “city slicker spray” by day three.

  89. Scott Russell (verified owner) –

    I’m a historical reenactor, specializing in Revolutionary War battles. Wearing 20lbs of wool in July is no joke. This helps with heat cramps like nothing else. It’s my 18th-century secret weapon.

  90. Charles Alexander (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s ever worked on the deep, cold ache I get from my Raynaud’s phenomenon. It doesn’t cure it, but it brings a warmth and relief to my hands and feet that I thought was impossible.

  91. Eva Nunez (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional luthier, restoring antique violas. This stuff is as essential as my finest varnish. It keeps the “luthier’s claw” from setting in after a long day of carving.

  92. Linda Mills (verified owner) –

    My partner is a professional sandcastle artist. Yes, that’s a real job. The hours spent hunched over, doing detailed work, is murder on their back and neck. They call this their “sandman’s secret” and swear it’s the reason they can still compete.

  93. Ann Stone (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week on a volunteer archaeology dig in the desert. All that meticulous brushing and squatting in a trench is a unique form of physical torment. This spray was passed around the camp like gold. It was a lifesaver.

  94. Wolf Damarion (verified owner) –

    I work as a Foley artist, creating sound effects for films. My job last week was to be a giant’s footsteps on a creaky wooden ship. The strange lunges and stomps left my hips and legs screaming. This stuff is a must-have for a job that’s always a surprise.

  95. David K. (verified owner) –

    I work in a floral cooler all day. This is my “thaw me out” spray. It’s the only thing that gets the deep chill out of my muscles.

  96. Blue (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional ice carver for weddings and events. The combination of chainsaw vibrations and the intense cold used to leave my hands feeling like useless, frozen claws. This spray is my “de-icing” ritual. It brings feeling back and stops the deep muscle ache, letting me create intricate art without my hands rebelling.

  97. Rebecca Rose (verified owner) –

    This is just… not for me. The ‘tingle’ was an aggressive, burning itch that felt like a hundred tiny mosquito bites. I tried to power through it, but after ten minutes of misery, I had to wash it off. My skin was red and irritated for an hour. Disappointed it didn’t work for my body chemistry.

  98. Adam Vargas (verified owner) –

    I’m a sommelier, and the ‘sommelier’s stoop’ from leaning over tables is a real back-killer. I use this every night, and it’s the only thing that’s allowed me to keep working these long dinner services without feeling like I’m 90 years old.

  99. Sean Palmer (verified owner) –

    My father restores antique clocks. This is what he uses on his hands and neck after a long day with tiny gears and tweezers.

  100. Roger White (verified owner) –

    The product is nice, but the residue it leaves behind feels very drying on my skin. I feel like my legs are turning into salt flats.

  101. Carol Warren (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional video game streamer. The health of my hands is my career. This is my nightly insurance policy.

  102. Eleanor Mcdaniel (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive fencer, and this has saved his weapon arm.

  103. Carol Flores (verified owner) –

    This product made my skin break out in small, painless, but very weird-looking red bumps. They went away after I stopped using it, but it was not a good look.

  104. Sammy (verified owner) –

    I just spent 10 hours on a cross-country train. This spray is the reason I don’t feel like I’m fused to the shape of the seat.

  105. Alexander Weaver (verified owner) –

    It’s just… meh. The relief is so incredibly mild that I can barely tell if it’s working or not. A very forgettable experience.

  106. Blue (verified owner) –

    This didn’t relax my muscles; it made them feel weirdly weak and rubbery. A very disconcerting feeling. Had to discontinue use.

  107. Logan Allen (verified owner) –

    The sensation from this spray is just bizarre. It’s not a tingle, it’s not a burn, it’s a cool, creeping numbness that I find incredibly unpleasant.

  108. Dorothy Nelson (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long volunteer trip restoring old, historic graveyards. All that meticulous cleaning of headstones is tough on the back. This spray was a blessing.

  109. Nova (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional weaver, and the repetitive strain on my back and shoulders from the loom is real. This has been a career saver.

  110. Oscar (verified owner) –

    This is the single most disappointing product I have ever purchased. It felt like I sprayed glue on my skin. It was sticky, it didn’t absorb, and after an hour of discomfort, I had to scrub it off in the shower. Absolutely zero relief.

  111. Nicholas Lee (verified owner) –

    I can finally sleep through my partner’s “learning the violin” phase. If this spray can achieve that, it can achieve world peace.

  112. Corey Campbell (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my overall well-being than I can put into words.

  113. Roger Fisher (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… hostile.

  114. Caleb Anderson (verified owner) –

    I am never, ever flying without this again.

  115. Michelle Aguilar (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like an exhale for my entire nervous system.

  116. Willie B. (verified owner) –

    I’m a luthier who restores antique guitars. This stuff saves my hands from the detail work.

  117. AJ (verified owner) –

    My wife is a hospice nurse and she carries so much stress in her body. This is our end-of-day ritual to help her let go.

  118. Blanco Lynda (verified owner) –

    The bottle looks and feels so cheap, but the product inside is liquid gold. Don’t judge a book by its cover.

  119. Steven Ruiz (verified owner) –

    I am a professional puppeteer. This is the only thing that works on my “puppet-arm” ache.

  120. Judy Mcdonald (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a competitive Irish dancer. This is a must-have for her shins and ankles.

  121. Cole Lawson (verified owner) –

    The spray mechanism on my bottle broke after five uses. The little plastic tube inside just fell off. Now I have a full bottle that I can only use by unscrewing the top and pouring it out. What a mess.

  122. Roy D. (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has helped the horrible, buzzing neuropathy in my hands after a bad reaction to an antibiotic. It calms the static.

  123. Emma Taylor (verified owner) –

    It works great, but the squeaking noise the pump makes is like nails on a chalkboard. It’s the least relaxing sound in the world, which kind of defeats the purpose of a relaxation product.

  124. Diana Jenkins (verified owner) –

    I’m an ice road trucker. The constant, intense vibration of the rig for hours on end leaves my whole body buzzing and sore. This is the only thing that helps my muscles settle down at the end of a run.

  125. Lawrence Moreno (verified owner) –

    My rescue pitbull has terrible anxiety. A little of this on my hands before a long petting session and his trembling stops. It’s a miracle for him.

  126. Giuliana Graves (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive speed-reader. This helps my neck recover from the strain.

  127. Corey (verified owner) –

    This is my holy grail. My one true can’t-live-without product.

  128. Charles H. (verified owner) –

    The effect is nice, but the stickiness is a total dealbreaker. I can’t stand the feeling of my skin sticking to my bedsheets. It gives me the shivers.

  129. Cody Phillips (verified owner) –

    I love the results, but the bottle looks so cheap. The label was applied crooked and it was peeling at the corner right out of the box. It works, but it feels like a knockoff.

  130. Jacob Scott (verified owner) –

    I have a very rare nerve condition that causes random, painful muscle spasms. This is the only topical product that has ever provided immediate, though temporary, relief. It’s a tool for emergencies.

  131. Michael Bryant (verified owner) –

    I just feel… lighter. Like I’m not carrying around a 20-pound backpack of tension all day.

  132. Ima Pierson (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional medieval combat reenactor. Fighting in 70lbs of armor is a full-body ordeal. This is my “post-battle” recovery potion.

  133. Gloria Castillo (verified owner) –

    This has a really odd side effect for me. It doesn’t sting, but it makes my skin feel incredibly sensitive to touch, like even my bedsheets feel rough and abrasive. It’s the opposite of relaxing.

  134. Jack Vargas (verified owner) –

    i’m a competitive curler. the deep lunges and sweeping are brutal on the legs and core. our entire team uses this stuff now.

  135. Mia Reynolds (verified owner) –

    My hands feel like my own again. The arthritis was making them feel like foreign objects.

  136. Kimberly Mcdonald (verified owner) –

    This has improved my circulation so much. My toes, usually little blocks of ice, are actually pink and warm.

  137. Liam Kim (verified owner) –

    I work in a deep-freeze warehouse. This is my “thaw out” spray. The only thing that helps the deep muscle cold.

  138. Bobby Green (verified owner) –

    My partner and I took up acrobatic yoga. This spray is the reason our 40-something bodies are not in traction.

  139. Brian (verified owner) –

    I’m a zookeeper who works with large primates. It’s a surprisingly physical job. This is my go-to for all the weird aches.

  140. Sharon Tran (verified owner) –

    The results are amazing, but be warned, the salty residue will make your cat think your leg is a giant salt lick. It’s very distracting.

  141. Daniel Romero (verified owner) –

    My body is not at war with itself anymore.

  142. Wayne Brooks (verified owner) –

    This has done wonders for my partner’s sleep apnea. The scary pauses in their breathing have stopped. We are both sleeping better.

  143. Lucky (verified owner) –

    This product feels really nice, but the effect on my pain is very fleeting. It provides about 20 minutes of mild relief, then it’s gone. Not the all-night solution I was hoping for.

  144. Sky (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-survived-chaperoning-my-daughter’s-slumber-party” rescue spray. The tension is real.

  145. Shawn Ortiz (verified owner) –

    My son is on the high school robotics team. He says this is the only thing that helps his “soldering-iron neck.”

  146. Vincent (verified owner) –

    This just made my skin feel… weird. Not itchy or painful, but waxy and coated, like I’d been dipped in a thin layer of plastic. I hated the sensation and had to scrub it off.

  147. Bruce Diaz (verified owner) –

    My wife is a professional cellist. The asymmetry of the instrument is a nightmare for her back. This helps her feel centered and even again after a performance.

  148. Stephanie Hayes (verified owner) –

    The product itself works well enough on my tired legs. However, the fine mist of the sprayer is so airborne that I can TASTE it in the back of my throat when I spray my calves. It’s an intensely bitter taste that lingers.

  149. Hudson W. (verified owner) –

    I’m a search-and-rescue volunteer. This helps my body recover from the sheer exhaustion of a long mission.

  150. Dax Whaley (verified owner) –

    I just feel… less like a tightly wound clock spring.

  151. Brian Patterson (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t overthink it.

  152. Zee (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive speed-puzzler. The neck and shoulder strain from leaning over a table for hours is a real issue. This spray is my secret weapon.

  153. Janet Patel (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that has ever touched the deep, cold ache in my hands from Raynaud’s syndrome.

  154. Jazz (verified owner) –

    I work as an anaplastologist, creating prosthetic ears and noses. The fine, detailed sculpting is murder on my hands. This keeps them from cramping into useless claws.

  155. Carolyn Ford (verified owner) –

    My wife is a neonatal ICU nurse. This helps her decompress after a long shift holding tiny, fragile lives in her hands. It helps her let go.

  156. Benjamin Jenkins (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘i just spent 6 hours learning to use a potter’s wheel and my forearms are now on fire’ remedy.

  157. Anna Rose (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional dog walker in a city. concrete is unforgiving. this is what i use on my feet and calves every single night.

  158. Lucy Murphy (verified owner) –

    I’m a stained glass artist, and the specific pain from leaning over a piece to solder is no joke. This stuff erases that ache.

  159. Michael Robinson (verified owner) –

    The bottle sucks. The pump action is so stiff and hard to press that it’s a workout just to use it, especially with oily hands. The oil is great, the bottle is a failure.

  160. Salazar Leah (verified owner) –

    The oil works, but it has a very distinct and unpleasant smell, like wet cardboard or old books. I’m too sensitive to smells to be able to use this regularly, which is a shame.

  161. Cheryl Mitchell (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional taxidermist. The weird, sustained postures I have to hold for fine detail work is killer on my neck. This has been a godsend.

  162. Penelope G. (verified owner) –

    This product gave me a weird, patchy skin discoloration. It wasn’t a rash or a burn, but the areas where I sprayed it looked slightly paler for a day or two after. It was alarming enough that I had to stop using it immediately.

  163. Beverly (verified owner) –

    I think I’m allergic to this, or at least some trace element in it. Every time I used it, the back of my throat got scratchy and I couldn’t stop coughing for an hour. It’s unusable for me. A complete waste of money.

  164. Steven Rodriguez (verified owner) –

    My sleep tracker app now consistently rates my sleep as “Exceptional.” The data speaks for itself.

  165. Maverick (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional storm chaser. The long hours driving, the adrenaline dumps, and the awkward positions for filming leave my body in a constant state of high-alert. This is my “all clear” signal to my nervous system.

  166. Brennan Connelly (verified owner) –

    My partner is a neurosurgeon. The intense focus and sustained posture required for a 10-hour surgery is immense. This is what helps their hands and neck recover.

  167. Israel Maurer (verified owner) –

    This has helped my father’s painful muscle rigidity from his Parkinson’s more than we could have hoped. It’s a true comfort and a blessing.

  168. Jerry Castillo (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week on an Amish farm for a volunteer trip. It was all manual labor from sunrise to sunset. This spray is the only reason my city-soft body survived.

  169. Mia Medina (verified owner) –

    This didn’t relax my muscles, it did something weirdly opposite. It made them feel tight and strangely ‘activated,’ like they were getting ready for a workout. It was a very unnerving, jittery sensation. Not what I wanted before bed.

  170. Deion Browne (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional street performer—one of those “living statue” guys. Holding absolute stillness for hours is a form of torture. This is the only thing that allows my muscles to unclench and feel normal again after a shift.

  171. Marilyn Martin (verified owner) –

    My dad is a retired deep-sea welder and his hands are gnarled with arthritis. He couldn’t even properly hold a coffee mug. He started using this, and the other day he called me, ecstatic, because he was able to button his own shirt. A small victory that means the world.

  172. Diane Mills (verified owner) –

    My daughter is on her university’s collegiate woodsmen team (yes, that’s a thing). Log rolling, crosscut sawing… it’s brutal. The whole team calls this the “lumberjack lotion” and they swear by it for recovery.

  173. Devon Marshall (verified owner) –

    The best. That’s all.

  174. Mo (verified owner) –

    My quality of sleep is on another level.

  175. Kevin (verified owner) –

    I just feel… peaceful.

  176. Darling (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional harpist. The asymmetrical strain on my back and shoulders from holding a 90-pound instrument is a unique and persistent pain. This spray is the only thing that helps my body find its center again after a long performance. It’s a career necessity.

  177. David (verified owner) –

    This product is fundamentally flawed. After a week of use, the magnesium began to crystallize in the spray nozzle, turning it into a solid, useless block. I now have a nearly full bottle of liquid that I literally cannot get out. A complete and utter design failure.

  178. Scout (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional falconer. Holding a bird of prey on my gauntlet for hours creates a sustained tension in the arm and shoulder unlike anything else. This spray is my “post-flight” ritual to undo that specific strain.

  179. Judy P. (verified owner) –

    I’m a 911 dispatcher. I don’t move much for 12 hours, but my body absorbs all the stress of the calls. It lives in my jaw and neck. This spray is my emotional and physical “end-of-shift” release. It works.

  180. Karlee Sims (verified owner) –

    I’m a happy, well-rested, and functional human again.

  181. Blue (verified owner) –

    A fantastic find.

  182. Phillip (verified owner) –

    The results are undeniable.

  183. Kendrick Maryjo (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed.

  184. Thacker Karley (verified owner) –

    This stuff is the real deal.

  185. Zachary Lee (verified owner) –

    I sleep through my partner’s podcast obsession now.

  186. Owen Weaver (verified owner) –

    A game-changer for my post-workout recovery.

  187. Pamela Harrison (verified owner) –

    The effect is okay, but I can’t get over the bitter taste. If I spray it on my hands, it inevitably ends up near my mouth, and it’s intensely unpleasant.

  188. Christopher Clark (verified owner) –

    My whole body just feels… better.

  189. Pamela Day (verified owner) –

    I am a very, very happy customer.

  190. Gregory Rice (verified owner) –

    It works great, but the spray is so powerful it sometimes splashes off my skin and onto the wall. A finer mist would be better.

  191. Luis Young (verified owner) –

    I just spent 10 hours on a cross-country flight. This spray is the reason I don’t currently have cankles.

  192. Ruby Vasquez (verified owner) –

    I feel more… present. I’m not constantly distracted by low-level pain.

  193. Sadie (verified owner) –

    This product feels nice but doesn’t do much. The relief is so fleeting that I find myself having to reapply it every hour, which isn’t practical.

  194. Eva (verified owner) –

    My partner is an ironworker. This is the only thing that touches the deep muscle soreness they bring home.

  195. Corbin Orrin (verified owner) –

    This has helped the nerve pain from a bad case of shingles more than any cream the doctor gave me.

  196. Stephanie Ramos (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally surrendered.

  197. Cody L. (verified owner) –

    This is a must-have for your wellness toolkit.

  198. Shadow (verified owner) –

    My body feels more fluid and less rigid.

  199. Lauren Harrison (verified owner) –

    This gave me a terrible reaction. Not a rash, but it made my muscles feel weirdly weak and jittery, the complete opposite of what I wanted. It was an unnerving feeling.

  200. Hoffman Adonis (verified owner) –

    This stuff has improved my quality of life more than I can say.

  201. Sparky (verified owner) –

    The relief is good, but the texture it leaves on my skin feels very drying, almost like chalk. I have to slather on lotion afterward.

  202. Catherine Kelly (verified owner) –

    My anxious rescue dog is terrified of fireworks. A little rub with this and he stops trembling. It’s our little secret weapon for the 4th of July.

  203. Hollis P. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional mermaid. Swimming with a 40lb tail is a core workout from hell. This is my post-show essential.

  204. Castellanos Izaiah (verified owner) –

    I was not expecting this, but this is an amazing headache remedy. I rub a little on my temples and the back of my neck, and the tension just melts away.

  205. Kayla Clark (verified owner) –

    This is liquid peace in a bottle.

  206. Paul B. (verified owner) –

    My muscles feel… cooperative. They’re no longer staging a rebellion every night.

  207. Ann Price (verified owner) –

    The best. Period.

  208. Zee (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan for life.

  209. Julia Moreno (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like liquid gold.

  210. Ava C. (verified owner) –

    I recommend it to everyone.

  211. Diana Taylor (verified owner) –

    A staple. I never let myself run out.

  212. Elizabeth Hamilton (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I’m on a cloud.

  213. Lawrence Perez (verified owner) –

    I work in a deep-freeze warehouse, and this is my “thaw out” ritual at the end of the day.

  214. AJ (verified owner) –

    I can’t believe it took me so long to try this. It’s a game-changer.

  215. Gloria Ellis (verified owner) –

    I’m on my seventh bottle.

  216. Stella Jimenez (verified owner) –

    The results are amazing, but I absolutely cannot stand the texture it leaves on my skin. It’s this weird, briny, sticky film that makes me feel like I need a shower.

  217. Albert (verified owner) –

    My dad restores old pinball machines. He uses this on his hands and back and swears by it.

  218. Pam Salas (verified owner) –

    The sprayer on my bottle is very loud and squeaky, which is not exactly conducive to a relaxing bedtime routine. Good product, needs a silent pump.

  219. Nicholas Myers (verified owner) –

    The effect is very nice and calming, but it is not a heavy-hitter for my severe pain. It’s a gentle helper, not a powerhouse.

  220. Catherine Jones (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is almost instantaneous. It’s amazing.

  221. Frank Moore (verified owner) –

    I love the simplicity and the results.

  222. Logan Schmidt (verified owner) –

    My body is not at war with itself anymore.

  223. Billy Herrera (verified owner) –

    It’s… fine. It feels nice when it goes on, but the actual, lasting pain relief is minimal. A very C+ product.

  224. Robert Marshall (verified owner) –

    I had a really bad skin reaction. Not an itch, but my skin got all red and blotchy, like a mild sunburn. Had to stop using it.

  225. Sara Medina (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a violist, and this is the only thing that helps with the specific “viola-kink” in her neck.

  226. Justin Torres (verified owner) –

    I feel… less broken. The constant aches made me feel old and frail, but now I feel resilient again.

  227. James Barnes (verified owner) –

    THIS IS A SCAM. Do not buy. It arrived with a broken seal and was clearly just slightly salty tap water. It has none of the tell-tale oiliness or tingle of real magnesium oil. Furious that I was ripped off.

  228. Kathleen Price (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘i-just-survived-my-family-reunion’ de-stress potion.

  229. Nolan Haley (verified owner) –

    It feels like a placebo to me. I apply it, my skin feels weirdly tight for an hour, and my pain is exactly the same as before. I don’t get the hype at all.

  230. Edd Berry (verified owner) –

    My sleep has been a revelation.

  231. Melissa Coleman (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional weaver at a huge, traditional loom. The repetitive strain on my back and shoulders is no joke. This has changed everything.

  232. Judy Butler (verified owner) –

    The quality is superb, but be warned: if you have a papercut you didn’t know about, this spray will find it and set it on fire. The sting is intense but brief.

  233. Joan H. (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a magic wand for my muscle knots.

  234. Micah Lewis (verified owner) –

    My partner steals it constantly. I’ve had to buy them their own bottle.

  235. Brenda Martinez (verified owner) –

    This is a staple in my self-care toolbox.

  236. Roy G. (verified owner) –

    I am a convert. I was a huge skeptic.

  237. Kyle G. (verified owner) –

    The effect is just too mild. It’s like bringing a garden hose to a wildfire. It just doesn’t have the power to deal with my chronic pain issues.

  238. Robert Lee (verified owner) –

    I have Ehlers-Danlos, and this calms the muscle spasms around my hypermobile joints like nothing else.

  239. Avery Parker (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive rower. This is essential for my post-practice recovery.

  240. Gerald Hill (verified owner) –

    I feel so much more connected to my body; like I’m finally giving it what it was asking for.

  241. Dickson Carlton (verified owner) –

    This works well, but it seems to attract my cat like you wouldn’t believe. He’s obsessed with licking the salty residue off my legs. It’s hilarious but also kind of weird.

  242. Jacqueline G. (verified owner) –

    I’m a happier human, plain and simple.

  243. Jacob Kelly (verified owner) –

    This is the real deal. Potent and pure.

  244. Richard Young (verified owner) –

    I’m so incredibly impressed with the results.

  245. Janet G. (verified owner) –

    My wife and I took up rock climbing at 50. This is the reason we can still feel our arms.

  246. Christopher Foster (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is so fast, it feels like I’m hitting an off-switch on the pain.

  247. Linda Edwards (verified owner) –

    My “tech neck” is finally gone. Vanished. It’s a modern miracle.

  248. Micah Sanchez (verified owner) –

    My sleep is so deep my fitness watch probably thinks I’m in a coma.

  249. Christine Rose (verified owner) –

    My whole body feels less “grumpy.”

  250. Emily Nguyen (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t overthink it, just buy it.

  251. Fagan Janet (verified owner) –

    I love the pure, simple ingredient list.

  252. Cole P. (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive fencer, and this has saved my weapon arm from repetitive strain injury.

  253. Susan (verified owner) –

    I’m a chef, and my hands usually feel like arthritic claws after a 14-hour shift. This brings them back to life.

  254. Donna Medina (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional artist’s model. Holding poses for hours is a unique form of torture. This is my between-poses best friend.

  255. Lisa Vasquez (verified owner) –

    This product gave me a really weird side effect: it made my skin feel intensely cold, like I had an ice pack on it. It wasn’t painful, just a bizarre and unpleasant sensation.

  256. Joyce Ford (verified owner) –

    I live on a sailboat. The constant small muscle adjustments to stay balanced, combined with the damp air, used to make me feel perpetually stiff. This spray is a must-have for boat life.

  257. Mia Phillips (verified owner) –

    My partner is an emergency room doctor, and they carry the weight of the world in their shoulders. This is the only thing that helps them physically release the tension of a 12-hour shift.

  258. Stella (verified owner) –

    I work as a translator for the UN. The simultaneous translation requires an intense, locked-in focus that manifests as a killer headache. This spray, on my neck and traps, has been a diplomatic miracle for my own well-being.

  259. Willie Wilson (verified owner) –

    I teach kindergarten. I call this my “I-survived-story-time-on-the-floor” spray. Puts my back and knees back together.

  260. Paredes Tameka (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive speed skater, and the specific strain on his groin and lower back is intense. This is a crucial part of his post-race recovery.

  261. Stella West (verified owner) –

    The results are amazing, but be warned: the overspray will make your bathroom tile feel like an ice rink. I learned that the hard way. Stand on a towel.

  262. Gloria Myers (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long backpacking trip on the Appalachian Trail. This spray was worth its weight in gold. My hiking buddies were all asking to borrow it by day two.

  263. Liam Aguilar (verified owner) –

    It works… I guess? The relief is so incredibly subtle and short-lived that I’m not sure if it’s just a placebo effect from the act of rubbing it in. It’s a very “meh” product for me.

  264. Nancy Reed (verified owner) –

    I had to stop using this. The “tingle” everyone describes was an aggressive, fiery burning sensation for me. It felt like I’d been attacked by a swarm of angry wasps. Not relaxing in the slightest.

  265. Helen Adams (verified owner) –

    The knots in my back, which I was considering naming and charging rent, have finally been evicted.

  266. Zara (verified owner) –

    My husband is learning to play the concertina. It’s a surprisingly physical instrument, and he was getting cramps in his hands and forearms. This spray has been the perfect accompaniment to his practice.

  267. Cynthia Jordan (verified owner) –

    The effect on my tight shoulders is real, but the texture is a dealbreaker for me. It feels like I’ve shellacked my skin with a salty film that my clothes then stick to. It’s a sensory nightmare I can’t get past.

  268. Kathleen (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week on an intensive silent meditation retreat. Sitting still for 10 hours a day is its own special kind of physical torture. My back and hips were screaming. This spray was the secret weapon passed around the dorms.

  269. Zee (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional puzzle-solver (yes, it’s a job). Long hours of intense focus on complex jigsaws or logic puzzles makes my neck feel like it’s made of cement. This is my “de-puzzling” remedy.

  270. Corey Graham (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s ever worked on the deep, bone-level ache I get from my fibromyalgia. It doesn’t erase the pain, but it wraps it in a soft blanket, muffling it enough for me to function.

  271. Roger Ross (verified owner) –

    I’m a historical archivist, and the smell of old paper is something I love. Unfortunately, the smell of this product is like a weird, metallic sea breeze that clashes horribly. It works, but my nose is not a fan.

  272. Carolyn Bell (verified owner) –

    My partner is a bonsai tree artist. The sustained, precise work used to give them terrible cramps in their fingers and back. They now call this their “bonsai balm,” and it has allowed them to continue their art pain-free.

  273. Silas Stewart (verified owner) –

    I’m a wildlife rehabilitation specialist. Wrestling an angry raccoon or holding a terrified hawk takes a surprising toll on the forearms and back. This stuff is a godsend for the very specific, unpredictable aches of my job.

  274. Elizabeth Murray (verified owner) –

    This bottle leaked all over my nightstand and ruined the finish on the wood. It seeped right out from under the cap. I don’t care if it works if it destroys my furniture.

  275. Jazz (verified owner) –

    My partner is a chef, and this soothes their “knife hand.”

  276. Dennis C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional rower, and this is crucial for my recovery.

  277. Zara (verified owner) –

    The best there is.

  278. Dylan Nelson (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional cartographer, and the intricate work of drawing maps by hand puts an incredible strain on my neck and drawing hand. This is the only thing that helps my muscles “recalibrate” at the end of the day, preventing the fine tremors that can ruin a day’s work.

  279. Barbara Simmons (verified owner) –

    This has become my “post-therapy” ritual. After a tough session unpacking emotional baggage, my body is always incredibly tense. This spray is a physical signal to my body that the work is done and it’s okay to let go.

  280. Winston M. (verified owner) –

    The results are spectacular.

  281. Debra (verified owner) –

    The relief is real.

  282. Sharon Roberts (verified owner) –

    This has improved my circulation in my legs.

  283. Karen F. (verified owner) –

    My whole body is less inflamed.

  284. Nataly Meeks (verified owner) –

    A staple in my self-care routine.

  285. Kayla Ellis (verified owner) –

    I love it.

  286. Sammy (verified owner) –

    This feels… wrong. Not painful, just like it created a weird pressure in my muscles. I used it twice and it felt so unnatural that I had to stop.

  287. Teresa Richardson (verified owner) –

    The best I’ve tried, and I’ve tried them all.

  288. Willie (verified owner) –

    This has done wonders for my overall sense of well-being.

  289. Jo (verified owner) –

    I just feel more… balanced.

  290. Max (verified owner) –

    This stuff is legit.

  291. Maverick (verified owner) –

    My quality of sleep is night and day.

  292. Raymond (verified owner) –

    I’m a customer for life.

  293. Tyler Day (verified owner) –

    This has been a revelation.

  294. Max (verified owner) –

    I feel… human again.

  295. Miah Kirk (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery is unbelievable now.

  296. Christopher Bennett (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a fencer, and this helps the unique strain on her weapon arm.

  297. Amber Freeman (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like liquid peace.

  298. Emma Hughes (verified owner) –

    My body is not at war with itself anymore.

  299. Bee (verified owner) –

    My body feels less “grumpy.”

  300. Thomas Bennett (verified owner) –

    The best purchase for my health this year.

  301. Matthew James (verified owner) –

    This has changed my life. Period.

  302. Beverly Woods (verified owner) –

    I love the simplicity of it. No junk, just results.

  303. Larry Foster (verified owner) –

    A must-have.

  304. Gigi (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally given up.

  305. Stella Weaver (verified owner) –

    I am so, so impressed.

  306. Christina T. (verified owner) –

    My muscles don’t feel like they’re wound up for a fight anymore.

  307. Bobby Mendoza (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is so fast, it’s almost unbelievable.

  308. Grace Ellis (verified owner) –

    This is my holy grail.

  309. Zee (verified owner) –

    I’m a happy, well-rested, and generally more pleasant human because of this bottle.

  310. Lawrence Simmons (verified owner) –

    happy puppy for this, finally i feel like a human again

  311. Kenneth Lawson (verified owner) –

    I am amazed.

  312. Javier Camp (verified owner) –

    I’m back for my 7th bottle.

  313. Janet (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t hesitate.

  314. Jose (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan.

  315. Megan Cruz (verified owner) –

    This works, but be warned: if you have a dog, they will try to lick your legs off. Apparently, I am a giant, delicious salt block now.

  316. Quick Rodolfo (verified owner) –

    The product is great, but I think I’m allergic to it. I broke out in hives. So disappointed because it was really helping my cramps.

  317. Sammy (verified owner) –

    I just feel… right. Like this is how my body is supposed to feel, free of that constant background noise of pain.

  318. Christina Hernandez (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional gamer, and this has saved my thumbs from a decade of abuse.

  319. Cierra Carey (verified owner) –

    This product is a total and complete scam. It arrived with no safety seal, smelling faintly of chlorine. This is tap water in a bottle. I’m reporting the seller. Disgusted.

  320. Alan Vargas (verified owner) –

    I can finally sleep on my side again, thanks to this helping my shoulder pain.

  321. Samuel Carter (verified owner) –

    My wife calls this her “monster-in-law emotional support spray.” She uses it on her neck the second we get in the car to leave.

  322. Jazz (verified owner) –

    It feels fine. I just don’t notice a huge difference. The effect is so subtle that it might as well be a placebo.

  323. Megan Price (verified owner) –

    I work in a deep-freeze warehouse. The constant cold makes my muscles seize up. This is my “thaw-out” spray at the end of a shift.

  324. Emma (verified owner) –

    The product itself works as advertised. My complaint is that the black text on the label started rubbing off on my hands after a week. It’s messy and makes the bottle look terrible.

  325. Joseph Martinez (verified owner) –

    This has helped the “pins and needles” feeling in my feet from my diabetes.

  326. Caleb Patel (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional glassblower. The heat, the physical strain… this is my end-of-day salvation.

  327. Grace Martin (verified owner) –

    I’m an opera singer, and this helps relax the tension in my jaw and neck, which is critical for my vocal health.

  328. Dye Terrance (verified owner) –

    I am never, ever traveling without this again.

  329. Merrill Guevara (verified owner) –

    My son plays the upright bass. This is the only thing that helps the unique strain on his back and hands.

  330. Doris White (verified owner) –

    This stuff feels awful. Not painful, just… wrong. It left a film on my skin that felt like a layer of dried rubber cement. I had to scrub it off in the shower.

  331. Jean Peterson (verified owner) –

    I teach kindergarten. I call this my “story-time-on-the-floor” back saver.

  332. Keith Stone (verified owner) –

    i just spent the weekend trying to learn how to rock climb. i used muscles i didn’t know i had, and they are all angry. this spray is my peace treaty.

  333. Leonard Kennedy (verified owner) –

    It feels… pleasant. Not a powerhouse of pain relief, but a nice, gentle, soothing step in my wind-down routine. A mild but enjoyable product.

  334. Ralph Jordan (verified owner) –

    This is the secret weapon in our family’s brutally competitive annual badminton tournament.

  335. Huddleston Royal (verified owner) –

    My partner is a search-and-rescue volunteer. They come home exhausted in a way I can’t even imagine. This helps their body let go of the day.

  336. Pixie (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-survived-chaperoning-a-middle-school-field-trip” recovery tool.

  337. Benjamin Stone (verified owner) –

    The only thing that eases the ache in my surgical scars.

  338. Peter Hill (verified owner) –

    The bottle’s spray nozzle is really loud. It makes this “squeak-chunk” noise that is the opposite of relaxing when I’m trying to wind down for bed. Great oil, annoying mechanics.

  339. Kelly (verified owner) –

    My cat is 19 and very arthritic. A tiny spritz on my hands before a long petting session seems to bring him so much comfort. He purrs louder and sleeps more soundly.

  340. Ron Christie (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like an off-switch for my overactive nervous system at night.

  341. Mario F. (verified owner) –

    My rescue parrot is a feather-plucker from anxiety. My avian vet recommended spraying this on a cloth and wiping down her perches. The ambient effect has calmed her so much. Her chest feathers are growing back.

  342. Ashby Wallace (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever helped the phantom limb pain I experience after my amputation. It shouldn’t work, but it does.

  343. Anthony Stewart (verified owner) –

    i’m a chef. my ‘chef-hand’ from my knife grip was getting unbearable. this fixed it.

  344. Ronald Rogers (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… combative.

  345. Joe Hall (verified owner) –

    This didn’t work for me. It felt like I sprayed myself with salty water, waited, and then was just a person with sticky, salty legs and the same amount of pain. Really disappointed.

  346. Karen R. (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a cellist in a youth orchestra. This has been a blessing for the specific “cello-hunch” pain in her back.

  347. Dooley Anaya (verified owner) –

    This is fine, I guess. The relief is noticeable but extremely short-lived, maybe 20 minutes max. Not very practical when you need relief for a whole night.

  348. Barton Bryce (verified owner) –

    My dad restores old radios. The fine soldering work gives him a terrible crick in his neck. He loves this stuff.

  349. Oleta (verified owner) –

    My mom is undergoing radiation therapy, and it makes her skin incredibly sensitive. This is the only thing that helps her leg cramps without causing a painful skin reaction.

  350. Phillip Hughes (verified owner) –

    I’m an urban gardener with a rooftop plot. Hauling bags of soil up four flights of stairs is my reality. This is my “stair-climber’s” best friend.

  351. Daniel Castillo (verified owner) –

    The oil is wonderful, but the bottle has a serious flaw. It’s a smooth, slick cylinder. If your hands are even slightly oily from rubbing in the first application, good luck getting a grip to spray the other side. It’s like trying to hold a wet fish.

  352. Gary Ramirez (verified owner) –

    i am a changed person. the constant, low-grade pain i lived with made me so grumpy. this stuff erased that pain, and now i’m just… me. a much nicer, more patient version of me.

  353. Richelle Preston (verified owner) –

    This has helped the painful muscle rigidity my husband experiences from a traumatic brain injury. It’s not a cure, but it is a genuine, tangible comfort for him.

  354. Max (verified owner) –

    My son is a tuba player in a DCI drum corps. The physical demand is insane. The entire brass section uses this now.

  355. Land (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘i-just-spent-3-hours-in-a-parent-teacher-conference’ de-stress spray.

  356. Russell (verified owner) –

    I just ran my first ultra-marathon. I was prepared for my legs to be useless for a week. I used this religiously every few hours, and I was walking semi-normally the next day. It’s an athlete’s miracle.

  357. Christine C. (verified owner) –

    I work as a professional mermaid in an aquarium. Swimming with a 50lb tail is a core workout from hell. This spray is what keeps my back and abs from staging a mutiny.

  358. Arthur Martin (verified owner) –

    The spray on this is a firehose. Not a mist, a concentrated jet stream that hits one tiny spot and drips everywhere. It makes a mess and wastes product. A terrible design for an otherwise decent oil.

  359. Sandra Boyd (verified owner) –

    This is just… fine. It provides a nice, mild warmth and a bit of relief, but it’s not a heavy-duty pain solution. It’s like a gentle pat on the back when you really need a deep tissue massage.

  360. Deborah Tran (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional bonsai artist. The sustained, delicate work with tiny tools used to make my fingers lock up. This spray has allowed me to continue my art without that fear.

  361. Olivia H. (verified owner) –

    My wife is a neonatal ICU nurse, and she carries the stress of her tiny patients in her shoulders. This spray is how we decompress at the end of her shift. It’s a small ritual that helps her physically let go.

  362. Bella Hamilton (verified owner) –

    This is so bizarre. The product didn’t help my muscle pain, but it made the skin where I sprayed it feel intensely cold and clammy, like a frog. The sensation lasted for almost an hour. Very unpleasant and not what I was looking for.

  363. Sara Watson (verified owner) –

    It’s not just a muscle relaxer; it’s a sleep-deepener. I’m now having wild, cinematic, feature-length dreams again, which tells me I’m hitting those deep REM cycles I was missing.

  364. Bee (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s helped the agonizing hand cramps I get from my new hobby: competitive dog grooming. The repetitive scissoring motion is no joke.

  365. Justin C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional magician, and my hands are my everything. Hours of practicing card sleights and coin manipulations used to leave them feeling like useless claws. This keeps them nimble and pain-free. It’s magic for a magician.

  366. Jennifer R. (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long volunteer trip building houses. I’m 55. This spray is the only reason I could swing a hammer on Friday the same way I did on Monday.

  367. Joan Black (verified owner) –

    My father restores antique carousel horses. The fine detail painting gives him a killer “painter’s-hunch” neck ache. He swears by this stuff now.

  368. Hilton D. (verified owner) –

    The best brand I’ve tried.

  369. Shultz Lissette (verified owner) –

    This is now a part of my daily life.

  370. Justin (verified owner) –

    I am so impressed.

  371. Root Nolan (verified owner) –

    This product is… weird. It didn’t burn, but it gave my skin a bizarre, effervescent, popping sensation, like I’d been sprayed with a carbonated drink. It wasn’t relaxing at all, just incredibly distracting. I couldn’t get used to the feeling.

  372. Mary Walker (verified owner) –

    I’m a forensic document examiner, which means I spend eight hours a day in a specific, locked-in posture analyzing signatures. The knot that forms under my right shoulder blade is a beast. This is the only thing I’ve found that serves as its eviction notice. A must-have for any job that requires intense, sustained focus.

  373. Charlotte Herrera (verified owner) –

    The product itself works okay for my sore calves, but it has a very distinct, metallic smell, almost like old pennies. I’m sensitive to smells, and I find it really off-putting when I’m trying to sleep. The relief is good, but the scent is a deal-breaker for me.

  374. Brian (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a competitive Irish dancer. The constant, rigid posture and high-impact steps are brutal on her shins and ankles. This is a non-negotiable part of her post-competition recovery. She says it stops the “angry buzzing” in her legs.

  375. CJ (verified owner) –

    I work as a set-dresser for films. It’s a lot of heavy lifting, awkward angles, and long hours on your feet. This is the entire crew’s secret weapon now. We pass a bottle around at the end of a long shoot day.

  376. Charles (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional medieval combat reenactor. Fighting in 70 pounds of steel plate armor is a full-body ordeal. This is my “post-battle” recovery potion. It helps undo the damage of being a human can opener for a weekend.

  377. Lex (verified owner) –

    This is my holy grail.

  378. Ameer (verified owner) –

    My body is finally at peace at night.

  379. Shaw Joshua (verified owner) –

    The best discovery I’ve made in a long time.

  380. Johnson Robbie (verified owner) –

    I’m a huge advocate for this.

  381. Lucky (verified owner) –

    The taste is awful. I know you’re not supposed to drink it, but if you spray it on your hands, you inevitably get a bit on your fingers. It’s intensely bitter and salty.

  382. Bradford Kramer (verified owner) –

    My dad has Parkinson’s, and this helps with the painful rigidity in his limbs. It’s a comfort to him.

  383. Costello Funk (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I don’t have a care in the world.

  384. Thad E. (verified owner) –

    My muscles feel… cooperative.

  385. Eliza Jarret (verified owner) –

    This has helped me through the brutal muscle cramps of a medication I’m on. I am so grateful.

  386. Boyce S. (verified owner) –

    The product is decent, but not a miracle worker. It helps me fall asleep a little faster, but doesn’t seem to do much for my deep muscle pain. It’s a “sleep helper,” not a “pain eraser” for me.

  387. Duke (verified owner) –

    I’m an antique furniture restorer, and all the sanding and fine detail work makes my hands and back ache. This has been a true workshop essential for me.

  388. Sheets A. (verified owner) –

    My partner is a glassblower. The intense heat and physical strain are no joke. They swear by this stuff every night.

  389. Evangelina Ng (verified owner) –

    A fantastic find.

  390. Lyndsey Griffin (verified owner) –

    The best, plain and simple.

  391. Esparza (verified owner) –

    Its very good, i reccomend it

  392. Joaquin F. (verified owner) –

    My muscles aren’t at war with me anymore.

  393. Madalynn Bria (verified owner) –

    This has been a huge help for my overall well-being.

  394. Daphne Quintana (verified owner) –

    It works great, but the sprayer is LOUD. The ‘squeak’ it makes is not exactly conducive to a relaxing, wind-down experience.

  395. Hewitt Shepard (verified owner) –

    My anxiety used to live in my tight chest. This helps release it.

  396. Wallace Fay (verified owner) –

    The “pins-and-needles” from my neuropathy have quieted down so much.

  397. Freeman Downs (verified owner) –

    The relief is really noticeable, but I find I have to use a lot of product to cover a big muscle group like my back. The bottle goes pretty fast for me.

  398. Bray Urban (verified owner) –

    The effect is nice but fades quicker than I’d like. I wish it had more staying power.

  399. Smiley (verified owner) –

    I’m so glad I tried this.

  400. Jenkins P. (verified owner) –

    I am never without it.

  401. Laurence Brock (verified owner) –

    My whole body just feels less inflamed.

  402. Yee Jase (verified owner) –

    I am a repeat customer for life.

  403. Griffin Wilkinson (verified owner) –

    The best part of my bedtime routine.

  404. Ranger (verified owner) –

    This is a staple.

  405. Bo Cole (verified owner) –

    My mind is sharper because my sleep is deeper.

  406. Pugh Mable (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally met their match.

  407. Terry Kaliyah (verified owner) –

    This stuff is liquid gold.

  408. Beasley Meagan (verified owner) –

    I recommend this to anyone who will listen.

  409. Ami (verified owner) –

    I’m so incredibly happy with this.

  410. Rush Bryson (verified owner) –

    I’m a dad who doubles as a human jungle gym. This puts me back together every night.

  411. Powers Vicki (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a harpist. This is the only thing that helps with the specific shoulder and back strain from her instrument.

  412. Marin N. (verified owner) –

    The quality is great for the price.

  413. Alvie Mallory (verified owner) –

    I’m a convert. I was a huge skeptic.

  414. Hurt Dumas (verified owner) –

    A must-have in our house.

  415. Maryam Holman (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery is so much better.

  416. Reed Kathy (verified owner) –

    I am amazed at the results.

  417. Hightower E. (verified owner) –

    The relief is real and spectacular.

  418. Mercedes Lia (verified owner) –

    This works well for general soreness, but it will find any tiny papercut or scrape you have and set it on fire for about a minute. The sting is intense, but thankfully it passes.

  419. Sky (verified owner) –

    The bottle needs an update. The cap is flimsy and cracked after I dropped it once from my nightstand. The oil is great, but the packaging feels fragile.

  420. Dayanara Burke (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional gamer. My hands are my life. This stuff is my insurance policy against carpal tunnel.

  421. Rivers (verified owner) –

    My partner is a chef and this is the only thing that soothes their “knife-hand” ache.

  422. Fisher C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive powerlifter. My central nervous system is always fried after a meet. This helps me come back down to earth and actually rest.

  423. Marquez Z. (verified owner) –

    It’s an okay product, I guess. The relief is noticeable but very mild, and it leaves a slightly tacky residue that I really don’t enjoy the feeling of.

  424. Homer V. (verified owner) –

    My rescue pitbull has “happy tail syndrome” and sprains it constantly. A little of this gently rubbed on the base seems to soothe the muscle. He loves it.

  425. Virginia Shepard (verified owner) –

    My sleep is so much better, and my dreams are wild and cinematic again.

  426. Nicholson Aaliyah (verified owner) –

    This is a product I will be using for the rest of my life.

  427. Keira Jordan (verified owner) –

    The best.

  428. Gunn Bronson (verified owner) –

    I’m a huge fan.

  429. Bradshaw Gustave (verified owner) –

    My body is less… grumpy.

  430. Park (verified owner) –

    I just moved my book collection into a new apartment. Six hours of carrying boxes. This is the only reason I’m not completely petrified today.

  431. Mason (verified owner) –

    I was on the verge of quitting my adult ballet class because the soreness was too much. This has kept me dancing.

  432. Pete C. (verified owner) –

    It didn’t do a single thing. I used it every night for two weeks. My sleep was the same, my restless legs were the same. The only difference was that my legs were sticky. A complete and utter disappointment.

  433. Locke Rojas (verified owner) –

    This has been a revelation for the muscle pain associated with my Crohn’s disease flare-ups.

  434. Jalen Drake (verified owner) –

    The quality is undeniable. This is the potent stuff.

  435. Malachi Lizeth (verified owner) –

    This just feels… weird. It’s not a tingle, but it makes my skin feel oddly sensitive and hyper-aware, which is the opposite of relaxing. I can’t get used to the sensation.

  436. Jamari Post (verified owner) –

    My body just feels more… cooperative.

  437. Eliana Pelletier (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like magic.

  438. Lacy Lilyana (verified owner) –

    The best I’ve tried, hands down.

  439. Brice Lloyd (verified owner) –

    The best health discovery I’ve made this year.

  440. Jacklyn Mccann (verified owner) –

    I just feel… lighter. Less weighed down by the day’s tension.

  441. Betts Kennedy (verified owner) –

    I work as a tailor, and this saves my hands from cramping after hours of fine needlework.

  442. Doc (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional cellist. The asymmetry of the instrument is a nightmare for the back. This helps me feel centered and even again.

  443. Rodger Kline (verified owner) –

    My sleep is great now, but it’s not the “WOW” that everyone talks about for me. It works. It does the job. It just doesn’t feel like a life-altering miracle. It’s a good, solid, dependable product.

  444. Stahl L. (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-survived-the-holiday-shopping-crowds” de-stress tool.

  445. Burrell Marquez (verified owner) –

    I have a very anxious cat, and a few sprays on my hand before I pet her really seems to help her calm down.

  446. Khloe (verified owner) –

    I just feel… better.

  447. Pierce C. (verified owner) –

    I just spent 12 hours on a flight in a middle seat. This spray is the reason I could walk off the plane instead of having to be removed with a spatula.

  448. Fowler Marcia (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… combative.

  449. Cameron R. (verified owner) –

    I’m a beekeeper, and this helps my back after lifting heavy honey boxes.

  450. Dyllan Lin (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I’m in a subterranean cave with no access to the outside world. Deep, dark, and uninterrupted.

  451. Stetson Vernon (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a competitive rock-climber. This is the only thing that helps her recover from forearm “pump.”

  452. Pelletier Aron (verified owner) –

    The relief is so profound it’s almost startling.

  453. Wendy Compton (verified owner) –

    I’m on my sixth bottle. That should tell you all you need to know.

  454. Sharon Whalen (verified owner) –

    The knots in my back have finally waved the white flag of surrender.

  455. Barbra V. (verified owner) –

    This has improved my circulation so much. My feet, which are normally little blocks of ice, are actually warm.

  456. Syed Siegel (verified owner) –

    The bottle needs work. The text and logo started rubbing off the outside within a week, leaving little black flecks all over my hands and nightstand. Looks cheap and messy. Great product, terrible packaging.

  457. Feliciano Paulson (verified owner) –

    I’m a new grandparent, and chasing my grandkid around the park left me feeling like I’d run a marathon. This is my “grandparent recovery juice.”

  458. Bates Hershel (verified owner) –

    I had to stop using this. It didn’t burn or itch, but it gave my skin a weird, clammy, tight feeling that I couldn’t stand. It felt like I was wearing a shrink-wrap suit.

  459. Cantrell Connie (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional sign-painter. the arm-outstretched posture required for detailed lettering is killer on the shoulder. this spray is my nightly maintenance.

  460. Rosalind K. (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever helped the bizarre, radiating ache I get from my varicose veins.

  461. Kadyn Dyllan (verified owner) –

    This stuff is my secret weapon for surviving my family’s annual, brutally competitive croquet tournament.

  462. Kessler Curry (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my state of mind than my muscles. The gift of a full night’s sleep is the best medicine.

  463. Elian Saenz (verified owner) –

    My muscles don’t feel like they’re in a constant state of pre-cramp anymore.

  464. Woodruff Cooper (verified owner) –

    i’m a forensic artist, reconstructing faces from skulls. the intense focus is hell on the neck. this is a lifesaver.

  465. Nix Markus (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like an exhale in a bottle for my whole body.

  466. Leora S. (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t overthink it. Just add to cart.

  467. Paulson J. (verified owner) –

    I work in a university’s special collections, handling ancient, fragile books. The sustained, careful posture required is surprisingly strenuous. This spray is my end-of-day release.

  468. Sunny D (verified owner) –

    This didn’t live up to the hype for me. It provided a very brief warming sensation that felt nice, but the actual, deep pain in my shoulder was completely unaffected. It’s a very superficial-feeling product.

  469. Velda Downey (verified owner) –

    I am a changed person. I used to be so wound-up and irritable. This didn’t just fix my sleep; it fixed my mood.

  470. Gunnar Manning (verified owner) –

    My “baby-wearing back” was getting unbearable. This spray is a new parent essential.

  471. Terrill Antoinette (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional watchmaker. The intense, eye-straining focus and the microscopic movements required used to give me brutal tension headaches that radiated from my neck. This spray has become my most essential tool, right alongside my loupe and tweezers. It allows my neck to unclench so I can continue my craft.

  472. Blanton Maci (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive speed-reader. Yes, that’s a thing. The neck strain from keeping my head perfectly still and my eyes darting back and forth is surprisingly intense. This stuff is the only thing that prevents me from feeling like my neck is fused to my shoulders after a competition.

  473. Ester C. (verified owner) –

    My partner is an emergency dispatcher. They don’t move much, but they absorb 12 hours of pure, concentrated stress. It manifests in their shoulders and jaw. This is our “end of shift” ritual. I can literally feel the armor of tension start to melt off them as I rub it in.

  474. Andria C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional sword swallower. The tension control required in the throat and neck is everything. This spray, used topically on the outside of my neck and shoulders, helps the surrounding muscles stay relaxed, which is critical for my safety and performance.

  475. Doherty (verified owner) –

    The relief for my tight calves is noticeable and real. However, the salty residue it leaves behind seems to make my dog sneeze every time he gets near me. He’s fine, but the constant sound of tiny “achoo-choo” sneezes is my new reality. Four stars for a product with a weirdly specific side effect.

  476. Harriet Elena (verified owner) –

    I work as a docent in a historical mansion, which means I’m on my feet on unforgiving hardwood floors for eight hours, but I can’t wear sneakers. This spray is my “end of tour” savior for my aching feet.

  477. Torres Dorris (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional artist’s model. Holding a pose for 45 minutes at a time is a unique form of muscle torture. The spasms can be intense. This spray is what I use during breaks to allow my muscles to reset for the next pose.

  478. Kira Williams (verified owner) –

    My wife and I just moved into a 5th-floor walk-up apartment in NYC. The stairs are our new reality. This spray is the only reason our legs aren’t staging a full-scale rebellion every single morning.

  479. Mccullough H. (verified owner) –

    i just learned how to surf at 45. i feel like i’ve been through a high-speed washing machine full of rocks. this stuff is the only thing that helps my core and back muscles stop screaming.

  480. Boyer C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive bagpiper. The instrument is an octopus of strain on your back, lungs, and arms. This spray helps with the deep, specific aches of the craft.

  481. Jorgensen Pena (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that helps my dad’s muscle stiffness from his MS. It’s not a cure, but it’s a comfort, and that’s invaluable.

  482. Ibrahim Cochran (verified owner) –

    My child has Sensory Processing Disorder, and sometimes their body gets so “wound up” they can’t sleep. A gentle foot rub with this “magic spray” is the only thing that seems to help their system calm down and accept rest.

  483. Contreras Adriel (verified owner) –

    This feels nice, but the effect fades really quickly. I wish it had more staying power.

  484. Mora M. (verified owner) –

    I can think clearly now the pain is gone. (And the rain.)

  485. Escobar Santos (verified owner) –

    The best purchase I have ever made for my health.

  486. Arielle Reed (verified owner) –

    The bottle is ugly and the label peels, but the stuff inside is liquid gold.

  487. Tomlinson Garrett (verified owner) –

    I just feel… whole.

  488. Aiden Chaney (verified owner) –

    This did nothing for me. I’m convinced it’s a placebo. My skin was sticky, my pain was the same, and I was out the money. Disappointing.

  489. Shanda (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a fencer, and this helps the unique strain on her weapon arm and back.

  490. Montalvo Newman (verified owner) –

    I’m a huge advocate for this.

  491. Elwyn Queen (verified owner) –

    The relief is wonderful.

  492. Gwen Delmar (verified owner) –

    I feel more resilient.

  493. Rucker S. (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t overthink it.

  494. Rose Zapata (verified owner) –

    I’m so, so happy I found this.

  495. Spaulding Gianna (verified owner) –

    I’m a repeat customer for life.

  496. Hewitt (verified owner) –

    My rescue pitbull has “happy tail syndrome” and sometimes sprains it. A little rub with this seems to soothe the muscle.

  497. Austin A. (verified owner) –

    The results are profound.

  498. Tommie Little (verified owner) –

    This is a really, really great product.

  499. Ballard Dawn (verified owner) –

    The effect is nice, but I have to use so much to feel anything that the bottle only lasted me a week and a half. It’s not cost-effective for me.

  500. Liv (verified owner) –

    This is a good product, but I have a sensory issue with the way it feels on my skin. The sticky, briny texture is a big nope for me, even though it does seem to help a little.

  501. Hurt R. (verified owner) –

    My son is a budding magician, and he says this helps with the hand cramps from hours of practicing card sleights.

  502. Mattie Elnora (verified owner) –

    I’m a commercial diver. The compression and decompression is rough on the body. This is a vital part of my post-dive routine.

  503. Osborn Addison (verified owner) –

    My focus is sharper. My mood is brighter. It all started when my sleep got better because of this spray.

  504. Herbert Caitlin (verified owner) –

    I am never traveling without this again.

  505. Terell L. (verified owner) –

    It is an amazing product.

  506. Lauri R. (verified owner) –

    I just spent 48 hours straight at a hackathon. This spray is the reason I can still feel my neck.

  507. Cale Dick (verified owner) –

    I’m a dad who moonlights as the neighborhood monster/jungle gym. This puts my creaky parts back together at night.

  508. Wilmer M. (verified owner) –

    My muscles feel… cooperative again.

  509. Sunny D (verified owner) –

    This stuff is a game changer for my menstrual cramps.

  510. Wilder Koby (verified owner) –

    It’s decent, but I find an old-fashioned Epsom salt bath works better for deep, all-over relaxation. This is better for targeting a single spot.

  511. Cross Goode (verified owner) –

    I feel so much more connected to my body now. I’m giving it what it needs instead of just demanding it perform.

  512. Elian R. (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is so fast, it’s almost startling.

  513. Chaney (verified owner) –

    I was on the verge of quitting my hobby (miniature painting) because my hands would cramp so badly. This has allowed me to continue.

  514. Springer Ivey (verified owner) –

    The bottle sucks. The sprayer broke after a week, and I have a nearly full bottle of oil I can’t use without making a huge mess.

  515. Ezekiel Hilliard (verified owner) –

    It’s a good, solid product, but not a life-changer for me. It helps, but I’m not shouting from the rooftops about it.

  516. Hinton Adrien (verified owner) –

    My partner is a chef, and this is the only thing that soothes their “knife-calloused” hands.

  517. Marcus D. (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I’m in a coma, but a really nice, refreshing one.

  518. Maryam Clement (verified owner) –

    This has been a revelation for my craft (I’m a potter).

  519. Cooke Lacie (verified owner) –

    It works. Plain and simple. The results speak for themselves.

  520. Adriel Carlee (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my overall sense of well-being than I can put into words.

  521. Marcela D. (verified owner) –

    This is my holy grail.

  522. Cross Jaydon (verified owner) –

    The quality is great, but be warned: the overspray will make your bathroom floor an ice rink. Stand on a towel!

  523. Mims Wolf (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive ballroom dancer, and this is the only thing that helps my feet recover from hours in heels.

  524. Renteria Lucretia (verified owner) –

    It’s a fine product. It doesn’t perform miracles, but it does take the edge off general soreness. I see it as a helpful tool, not a cure-all.

  525. Dick T. (verified owner) –

    My wife and I both swear by it. It’s the one thing we don’t argue about.

  526. Webber Joseph (verified owner) –

    The effect is just too mild. It’s like bringing a squirt gun to a house fire. My chronic pain just laughs at it.

  527. Teena Kyan (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional rock climbing guide. This is what I recommend to all my clients for forearm pump and next-day soreness.

  528. Lloyd (verified owner) –

    My son is a budding graffiti artist (on canvas, thankfully). The sustained spray-can motion was cramping his hands. He uses this now, and it helps a lot.

  529. Ritchie Mercedes (verified owner) –

    This is the worst. It left a strange, ghostly white residue on my black yoga pants that won’t wash out. They’re ruined. I’m furious.

  530. Deion Roland (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘i-just-spent-all-day-in-a-silent-meditation-retreat’ remedy. Sitting still is surprisingly hard on the body. This helps.

  531. Mcwilliams Tamia (verified owner) –

    I’m a lighthouse keeper. This is my best friend for my stair-climbing knees.

  532. Bowers W. (verified owner) –

    It works okay, but I can’t stand the way it feels when I sweat later. It’s like my sweat becomes extra-salty and sticky.

  533. Sonja Pete (verified owner) –

    My body just feels… happier.

  534. Shelby Lowry (verified owner) –

    This stuff is legit.

  535. Phillips Tad (verified owner) –

    This is my secret weapon.

  536. Devonta P. (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed.

  537. Eaton Ashli (verified owner) –

    I was a walking bag of aches. Now I’m just… me again.

  538. Smiley (verified owner) –

    I’m a stained-glass artist. The hours spent leaning over a light table is brutal on the neck. This spray is a studio essential.

  539. Zavala Cheryle (verified owner) –

    My hands don’t feel like gnarled claws in the morning anymore. The arthritis relief is real.

  540. Sunny D (verified owner) –

    This did the opposite of what I wanted. Instead of relaxing me, it gave me a weird, jittery, over-caffeinated feeling. I felt buzzy and anxious. Threw it away.

  541. Greer Bauman (verified owner) –

    I’m back for my sixth bottle. That should tell you everything.

  542. Nathen Timmons (verified owner) –

    I have a cat who now thinks my legs are a salt lick. It’s weird and annoying. The product works, but I have a new problem.

  543. Christin Waters (verified owner) –

    This product smells like low tide. I’m not even joking. It might work, but I cannot get past the smell of a harbor at noon.

  544. Dayanara Lauri (verified owner) –

    I’m a symphony percussionist (timpani). My back and shoulders are always a mess. The entire percussion section uses this stuff now. We have a communal bottle.

  545. Iva Trinidad (verified owner) –

    This has improved my circulation. My feet, which have been perpetually cold for my entire adult life, are now actually warm. It’s a miracle.

  546. Grossman E. (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… loud.

  547. Ibrahim Lee (verified owner) –

    This isn’t just a product; it’s a piece of my peace of mind.

  548. Mckinney Tristen (verified owner) –

    My “tech neck” from looking down at my phone is a thing of the past.

  549. Smiley (verified owner) –

    This works well for muscle tension, but the bottle leaks around the collar when I travel, even with the cap on tight. Had to learn that the hard way.

  550. Gertie Lehman (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive fencer, and this helps the specific strain on my weapon arm.

  551. Bailey Bowers (verified owner) –

    The relief is wonderful, but it makes my skin itch for about five minutes after I apply it. The itch goes away and is replaced by relief, but it’s an annoying first step.

  552. Clements (verified owner) –

    The sleep this gives me is just on another level. Deep, uninterrupted, and I wake up feeling actually rebuilt.

  553. Lin Rhonda (verified owner) –

    I work in a floral cooler all day. The constant cold makes my muscles feel like they’re made of stone. This is my “thawing out” spray.

  554. Michelle E. (verified owner) –

    I just spent the weekend as a volunteer building a playground. This spray is the reason I can type this review today.

  555. Lamar Whitfield (verified owner) –

    My partner is an animator. Their “drawing hand” gets so cramped. They swear by this stuff.

  556. Cooper Savion (verified owner) –

    I’m a zookeeper. It’s a surprisingly physical job. This is part of my “post-shift” cleanup.

  557. Wiley Maryam (verified owner) –

    This feels fine, but I don’t think it’s for me. The feeling it leaves on my skin is very dry and tight, almost like I’ve put a salt-water face mask on my legs. Not a fan of the texture.

  558. Jim Nance (verified owner) –

    I’m a rare book librarian. Handling delicate, ancient manuscripts requires a steady hand and awkward posture. This spray helps with the inevitable neck and hand strain.

  559. Pagan Tory (verified owner) –

    My dog is terrified of the vacuum cleaner. I spray this on my hands and give him a comforting massage after the ordeal, and it helps his trembling stop so much faster.

  560. Duvall Jorden (verified owner) –

    The knots in my back have finally accepted defeat and moved out.

  561. Carrasco (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional poker player. Sitting for 12 hours straight does a number on your back and hips. I use this during my breaks to keep from seizing up.

  562. Nance Hilliard (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever calmed the burning, tingling nerve pain in my feet from a B12 deficiency.

  563. Werner Gonzales (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my mental health than my muscles. The gift of a full night’s sleep is the best anti-anxiety medicine there is.

  564. Gustafson M. (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional gift wrapper during the holidays. the repetitive motion of folding and creasing paper makes my hands feel like they are on fire. this spray is my saving grace.

  565. Powers Adrien (verified owner) –

    My dad has Restless Leg Syndrome so bad he used to just walk the halls all night. This spray has given him his sleep back. And my mom’s.

  566. Skipper (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-spent-all-day-in-a-hostage-negotiation-seminar” de-stress tool. (I’m a cop). The mental tension becomes physical, and this helps it dissipate.

  567. Thomas I. (verified owner) –

    I just started learning blacksmithing. The shock of the hammer blows travels right up my arm. This spray is the only thing that helps with the deep, vibrating ache.

  568. Dodd F. (verified owner) –

    The product is great, but the scent is not for me. It’s not a bad smell, just a very potent, minerally, “outdoorsy” smell that I find a bit overpowering when I’m trying to sleep.

  569. Makenzie L. (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive bagpiper. This helps the unique strain he gets in his back and arms from the instrument.

  570. Shyla Denzel (verified owner) –

    It’s… okay. It provides a nice cooling sensation on my skin, but I feel like the pain relief is very superficial and fades in about 20 minutes. It’s not the deep, lasting fix I was hoping for.

  571. Richard Micaela (verified owner) –

    My sleep tracker gives me a little crown icon on my best nights of sleep. I’ve been getting a lot more crowns since I started using this.

  572. Bland Mcelroy (verified owner) –

    This gave me a really weird rash. Not an itchy one, but a pattern of small, red bumps wherever I sprayed it. They didn’t hurt, but it looked alarming, so I had to stop using it.

  573. Phoebe (verified owner) –

    I just adopted a senior Great Dane with hip dysplasia. Helping him up and down is a real strain on my back. This is my “gentle giant” recovery spray.

  574. Mordechai Campbell (verified owner) –

    i am a changed person. i used to be so reactive and on-edge from sleep deprivation. now, i am… calm. my coworkers are probably thrilled.

  575. Ng Serenity (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well on my tight calves. My issue is with the very fine mist. It’s so airborne that I feel like I’m inhaling it, and it makes me cough every time I use it on my lower legs.

  576. Cole Timmons (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that helps my “gamer’s thumb” from long sessions. I just rub a little on the joint, and it eases that deep, specific ache.

  577. Crowley Zander (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional chocolatier, and this helps my hands recover from hours of delicate tempering and piping work.

  578. Hernan A. (verified owner) –

    My cat is a tripod. His one back leg gets so tired and overworked. A gentle rub with this (vet approved!) helps him so much. He actually stretches out and lets me do it.

  579. Jaydin Hyatt (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a vacation for my nervous system.

  580. Leora Stephens (verified owner) –

    I work as a telescope operator at an observatory. It’s cold, dark, and involves a lot of weird neck positions. This stuff is a lifesaver.

  581. Marlon Reese (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive marathon canoeist. This is the only thing that stops the horrifying cramps I get in my oblique and intercostal muscles after hours of paddling.

  582. Mullen M. (verified owner) –

    I’m a crime scene sketch artist. The long hours of intense focus and precise drawing really mess with my neck. This spray is my end-of-case ritual to release the day’s tension.

  583. Silas R. (verified owner) –

    My mood is so much more stable and positive now that I’m getting deep, uninterrupted sleep.

  584. Rylan Stevie (verified owner) –

    The best. That’s the review.

  585. Atwood Spicer (verified owner) –

    I’m so incredibly impressed.

  586. King (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional ice sculptor. The combination of intense cold, heavy chainsaws, and delicate chisel work is murder on my hands and back. This spray is my “thawing out” ritual. It doesn’t just warm my muscles; it feels like it eases the deep, frozen-in tension.

  587. Brice Strong (verified owner) –

    My partner is an aircraft mechanic, spending hours in contorted positions inside fuselages. They used to come home looking like a folded-up pretzel. This is the only thing that helps them “unfold” at the end of the day.

  588. Sampson (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that helps the phantom limb pain my grandfather experiences. It doesn’t make sense logically, but rubbing this on his stump seems to calm the misfiring nerves. It has given him a level of peace we didn’t think was possible.

  589. Waldo York (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week on an immersive Viking reenactment journey, which involved rowing a longship and sleeping on the ground. This spray was my little bottle of 21st-century magic. It kept my “rower’s back” from staging a mutiny.

  590. Red (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional puppeteer for film, operating complex animatronics. The fine, sustained muscle control is exhausting. This spray is my nightly maintenance to prevent my hands from turning into useless claws.

  591. Charity Errol (verified owner) –

    My dad restores vintage arcade cabinets. The awkward leaning and fine soldering work was killing his neck. I got him this, and he says it’s the only reason he can still enjoy his hobby without paying for it later.

  592. Muniz Rob (verified owner) –

    My “tech-neck” is a thing of the past.

  593. Langston John (verified owner) –

    This has changed the game for me.

  594. Kenji Long (verified owner) –

    The best investment I’ve made in myself this year.

  595. Moose (verified owner) –

    I feel… human again. Not just a collection of aches and pains.

  596. Duran Karson (verified owner) –

    The product itself works, but I have a major issue with the sticky residue. It attracts lint and pet hair like nothing I’ve ever seen. I wake up with fuzzy legs, and it’s a sensory nightmare.

  597. Chaney H. (verified owner) –

    The bottle needs work. The sprayer is fine, but the cap doesn’t screw on tightly and it leaked all over my suitcase. Had to put it in two ziplock bags for the trip home. Great oil, needs better travel-proofing.

  598. Erwin Coe (verified owner) –

    I’m a commercial painter. Holding a sprayer above my head all day does a number on my shoulders. This stuff is a nightly necessity.

  599. Star (verified owner) –

    I just finished writing my PhD dissertation. I was a ball of stress and tension. This spray helped my body physically let go of the stress after I submitted. It was like an exhale in a bottle.

  600. Francesca Brady (verified owner) –

    The quality is superb. You can feel that it’s pure and not diluted.

  601. Kallie Pollock (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… hostile.

  602. Holt Jamal (verified owner) –

    The relief is so profound it’s almost startling.

  603. Leora Maryjane (verified owner) –

    I’m a happier person, and I’m 100% crediting the deep sleep this spray provides.

  604. Souza Ashli (verified owner) –

    The quality is undeniable.

  605. Crockett Rhoda (verified owner) –

    The best. Don’t overthink it, just get this one.

  606. Cade Craig (verified owner) –

    I’ve repurchased this so many times I’ve started a subscription. It’s that vital to my well-being.

  607. Layton K. (verified owner) –

    It just works. In a world full of over-hyped products, this one quietly and effectively does exactly what it says it will do.

  608. Gamez Emilio (verified owner) –

    The effect on my tight shoulders is real, but it’s very fleeting. The relief lasts for maybe an hour, tops. I was hoping for a more long-lasting result for my chronic tension.

  609. Landis Talley (verified owner) –

    It’s a really great product. I just wish the bottle wasn’t opaque black. I have no idea when I’m running low until I’m completely out. A clear strip on the side would be a simple but huge improvement.

  610. Amaya Griffin (verified owner) –

    My husband is a professional bird carver. The intense focus and detailed work is murder on his neck. He swears by this stuff.

  611. Doherty Luther (verified owner) –

    The “pins-and-needles” from my neuropathy have been so much calmer since I started using this. It’s a true blessing.

  612. Jacquline M. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional florist, and the constant fine motor work of wiring and taping used to make my fingers feel like they were going to lock up permanently. This has been a career-saver.

  613. Roberson Shultz (verified owner) –

    I can think again. The brain fog from being chronically underslept was so real. This spray gives me such a deep, restorative sleep that my mind is actually sharp during the day.

  614. Paxton Aguirre (verified owner) –

    My teenage daughter is a goalie for her hockey team. The constant up-and-down of the butterfly style is murder on her hips. This is a non-negotiable part of her post-game recovery.

  615. Funk Webber (verified owner) –

    I just spent the weekend volunteering as a tree-planter. Bending and digging a thousand times a day… my body was a single, unified ache. This spray is what allowed me to get to my desk job on Monday morning.

  616. Koenig E. (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a peace treaty for my perpetually angry muscles. They’ve finally agreed to a ceasefire.

  617. Reyna Rosalind (verified owner) –

    My rescue pitbull has terrible anxiety during fireworks. He pants and trembles. A little of this on my hands for a long, slow back rub genuinely helps calm his physical tremors, which seems to soothe his mind.

  618. Zander H. (verified owner) –

    I’m a weaver who works on a giant, old-fashioned loom. The repetitive motion and tension in my back and arms used to be a real problem. This has been a revelation for my craft.

  619. Jacobs Bradshaw (verified owner) –

    I’m a parent. That’s it. My body hurts in places I didn’t know I had from being a human jungle gym. This stuff puts me back together at the end of the day.

  620. Branch Lissette (verified owner) –

    I just got my wisdom teeth out, and the pain wasn’t in the sockets, it was in my jaw from being cranked open. Ibuprofen did nothing for the muscle ache. This was the only thing that helped the actual jaw muscles relax.

  621. Montes Griffin (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that helps the specific, deep muscle fatigue that comes after a long scuba dive. That feeling of being compressed and then re-emerging… this spray helps my body reset.

  622. Ash C. (verified owner) –

    I’m a historian, and I spent a month in a dusty archive, reading ancient microfilm. The eye strain gave me these awful tension headaches. This, rubbed on my neck and traps, was my saving grace every evening.

  623. Hoskins Childers (verified owner) –

    I teach a pottery class, and the beginner students are always complaining about their “potter’s elbow” from fighting the clay on the wheel. I recommend this to every single one of them.

  624. Efrain Hoyt (verified owner) –

    I had to stop using this. It gave me this bizarre, electric fizzing sensation under my skin. It wasn’t painful, but it was so unnerving and distracting that it made it impossible to relax. Very strange reaction.

  625. Holt R. (verified owner) –

    I’m an archivist, and I spend my days working with fragile, oversized historical maps. The posture—leaning over a huge table, holding steady for hours—creates a unique, burning strain in my mid-back. This is the only thing that brings that specific muscle group relief. It’s my “de-archivification” tool.

  626. Wendy Cherry (verified owner) –

    My husband is a professional pitmaster, on his feet for 14-hour stretches, wrestling with heavy briskets and enveloped in smoke. The exhaustion gets into his bones. A rubdown with this spray is the first step in him feeling human again after a long competition weekend.

  627. Mckinley Tiffany (verified owner) –

    I just finished building a ‘ship-in-a-bottle’ that took 200 hours. My hands and neck were seized up from the meticulous work. This spray was my constant companion. It kept my fingers nimble and the tension at bay.

  628. Val Hazel (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well for relaxing my tight calves. My issue is with the fine mist of the sprayer. It’s so wide that it leaves a slick, invisible film on the hardwood floor next to my bed, which I’ve nearly slipped on twice. I have to remember to stand on a towel to use it now.

  629. Jax (verified owner) –

    I’m a stop-motion animator. Moving a character a fraction of a millimeter at a time is a special kind of repetitive strain. My hands are my livelihood, and this spray is their nightly maintenance plan. It keeps the inflammation and cramping from setting in.

  630. Crosby Kamren (verified owner) –

    I have a senior rescue beagle who has had three separate leg surgeries. On his bad days, the vet okayed a gentle massage with this spray on the muscles of his good leg, the one that overcompensates. It has brought him so much visible comfort.

  631. Colter Rojas (verified owner) –

    My wife and I took up competitive curling. We’re in our 50s. The deep lunges and frantic sweeping is a much harder workout than it looks. This spray is the reason we’re not completely fossilized after a tournament. The whole team uses it now.

  632. Sharyn Wilkes (verified owner) –

    I was on the verge of quitting my adult gymnastics class. This is the only reason my 45-year-old body can still do it.

  633. Luella R. (verified owner) –

    The sticky residue is a deal-breaker for me. I can’t stand the feeling of my skin sticking to my sheets.

  634. Skaggs Robb (verified owner) –

    My body feels less… noisy. The constant creaks and groans have quieted down.

  635. Coach (verified owner) –

    I just feel… more at peace in my own skin.

  636. Gabriel Jovanny (verified owner) –

    The oil itself is great for my legs after a long run, no doubt a 5-star formula. The bottle, however, feels like a cheap afterthought. The label started peeling off in my gym bag after a week, leaving sticky residue all over my hands. It looks tatty and makes me question the brand’s attention to detail.

  637. Aline Fish (verified owner) –

    It’s a solid product and does what it says. My only complaint is the spray nozzle itself. It’s a bit stiff and hard to press down, especially when my hands are already a bit slick from rubbing the oil in. A more ergonomic sprayer would make it perfect.

  638. Nina Leroy (verified owner) –

    I just feel… right. The way a body is supposed to feel, free of constant, low-grade protest.

  639. Hernan G. (verified owner) –

    My jaw from TMJ used to feel like it was wired shut in the morning. Now, it feels relaxed and normal.

  640. Jacquelyn Bonita (verified owner) –

    It’s nice, but it’s not a powerhouse. It feels like a gentle suggestion of relief when my muscles really need a firm command. It’s a “C” grade product for my level of pain.

  641. Kyle Memphis (verified owner) –

    I’m a sushi chef. The rapid, precise knife work is hell on the wrists. This keeps me going through a busy dinner service.

  642. Perla Miles (verified owner) –

    My hands feel human again. The arthritic stiffness was getting so bad.

  643. Chad Ramirez (verified owner) –

    I’m a tour guide in a cave. All the stairs and uneven ground are tough on the knees. This stuff is a lifesaver.

  644. Natalia C. (verified owner) –

    This isn’t just a product, it’s a gift. The gift of a full night’s sleep without pain.

  645. Thomas Jena (verified owner) –

    The worst. Ruined a set of my favorite black leggings with weird, chalky white stains that will not wash out. I’m so angry.

  646. Emil (verified owner) –

    I’m a forensic anthropologist. My work is meticulous and requires a lot of strange postures. This spray is my go-to for the unique aches of the job.

  647. Red (verified owner) –

    This has done wonders for my husband’s Parkinson’s-related muscle rigidity. It’s a genuine comfort.

  648. Graham Abelardo (verified owner) –

    This product has a really odd, slightly metallic smell. It works, but the scent is distracting when I’m trying to relax. A definite downside.

  649. Glendon Maeve (verified owner) –

    The sprayer on this bottle creates a perfect, fine, even mist. It’s a small thing, but it makes the application so much more pleasant than other brands that just shoot a stream. The attention to detail is appreciated.

  650. Ciera Krysta (verified owner) –

    My anxious rescue dog is terrified of car rides. I spray a little of this on her bedding in the crate before we leave. She’s so much calmer. It’s been a breakthrough for us.

  651. Fry Kenney (verified owner) –

    My dad is a retired submariner. He says the cramps he gets now are worse than anything he felt on the boat. This is the only thing that’s brought him relief.

  652. Omalley L. (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally waved the white flag.

  653. Gale N. (verified owner) –

    The best. Period. No contest.

  654. Janice M. (verified owner) –

    I’m a fly-fishing guide. The constant casting motion does a number on my elbow. This stuff prevents “angler’s elbow.”

  655. Herrera Elias (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a ballet dancer, and this is the only thing that helps her feet recover after a long day in pointe shoes.

  656. Raymond Woods (verified owner) –

    I just spent 12 hours on a flight to Tokyo. This spray was the difference between arriving as a functional human and arriving as a swollen, cramped-up gargoyle.

  657. Taylor G. (verified owner) –

    I had an awful reaction to this. It made my skin feel like it was being scorched. Not a tingle, a 5-alarm blaze. Had to rinse it with cold water for 10 minutes.

  658. Reva Bergeron (verified owner) –

    The sleep this gives me is just… different. It’s not a drowsy, medicated sleep. It’s a deep, primal, restorative rest. I wake up feeling rebuilt.

  659. Abrams Mcneill (verified owner) –

    It’s just okay. The relaxation effect is nice, but it makes my skin feel incredibly dry afterwards. The trade-off isn’t quite worth it for me.

  660. Ash (verified owner) –

    I am a professional, competitive axe-thrower. The repetitive throwing motion creates a unique strain in the shoulder and lats. This spray is key to my recovery and consistency.

  661. Iesha Hendricks (verified owner) –

    It has helped with my partner’s sleep apnea. The snoring is less of a freight train and more of a gentle rumble now, and the scary pauses in his breathing have stopped. We’re both sleeping better.

  662. Alexa E. (verified owner) –

    I am a professional gamer, and this has saved my wrists. The early signs of carpal tunnel were starting to threaten my career. This spray, every night, has kept the pain and inflammation at bay.

  663. Letitia Jana (verified owner) –

    I feel like the effect is incredibly subtle. I used it for a week, and I think I feel slightly less sore? It’s so mild that I can’t really be sure if it’s the spray or just a good week. I wanted more of a “wow.”

  664. Justice Mathias (verified owner) –

    I’m a trail maintenance volunteer. I spend my weekends hauling rocks and clearing logs. This is what makes it possible for me to get to my desk job on Monday morning without wincing.

  665. Bradford Park (verified owner) –

    This has been an absolute game changer.

  666. Parsons Ronaldo (verified owner) –

    This didn’t live up to the hype for me. It provides a very faint warming sensation, but the relief is so minimal that it might just be a placebo effect. It’s a nice thought, but not a powerful tool.

  667. Elijah K. (verified owner) –

    The relief is good, but the texture is a deal-breaker. It feels like I’ve shellacked my skin with a salty film. I’m too much of a sensory person to get past the feeling of being “crusty.”

  668. Smiley (verified owner) –

    I had to stop using this. It gave me a bizarre, pins-and-needles sensation that was more agitating than relaxing. It felt like my skin was falling asleep, but in a very unpleasant, buzzy way. I couldn’t stand the feeling.

  669. Muniz Albert (verified owner) –

    My rescue parrot feather-plucks from anxiety. After consulting an avian vet, I started spraying a tiny bit on my hands and just handling her toys. The trace amount seems to have a calming effect. Her chest feathers are growing back for the first time in years. It’s wild.

  670. Gian Dotson (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional window washer for skyscrapers. My arms and shoulders are in a constant state of rebellion. This spray is what brings them back in line every night.

  671. Reyna (verified owner) –

    The oil works great. The problem is my cat. He is OBSESSED with the salty residue. The second I use it, he materializes and tries to lick my legs into oblivion. It’s hilarious but also kind of gross. Four stars, minus one for the feline attention.

  672. Bond R. (verified owner) –

    I’m a street mime. Holding those rigid poses for hours is surprisingly athletic and taxing. This spray is a silent, essential part of my post-performance routine to release the tension.

  673. Rylie Cherry (verified owner) –

    I just got a Great Dane puppy. The constant bending over to clean up messes and pick him up has done a number on my back. This is my “puppy-back” elixir.

  674. Jaxton Kauffman (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… hostile. The constant civil war between my muscles and my will to move seems to have reached a ceasefire.

  675. Keys Strong (verified owner) –

    I work at a rock-climbing gym, and “climber’s elbow” is a real and painful condition. This is the stuff all the old-timers recommended, and they were right.

  676. Ace (verified owner) –

    I’m a lighthouse keeper. I climb 138 spiral stairs, four times a day. My knees used to scream. This spray has turned the screaming into a whisper.

  677. Hodges Homer (verified owner) –

    I’m a historical costumer, and the fine, detailed hand-sewing work gives me awful cramps in my hands. This keeps my fingers nimble.

  678. Feldman Ismael (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long cattle drive. Eight hours a day in the saddle is brutal on the inner thighs and lower back. Every cowboy on that trip was asking to borrow my spray by day three.

  679. Boomer (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-spent-all-weekend-rewiring-my-own-house” miracle bottle. For all the strange aches you get from working in an attic.

  680. Marin Daniela (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional beekeeper, and hoisting 80-pound honey supers is no joke. this is my back’s best friend during harvest season.

  681. Kuhn E. (verified owner) –

    My dad just had a full knee replacement. The painful muscle spasms around the new joint were keeping him up all night. His PT recommended this, and it has been a godsend for his comfort and recovery.

  682. Dickerson Burns (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional food stylist. my job is literally holding a piece of parsley with tweezers for ten minutes until the photographer gets the shot. the muscle fatigue is real. this stuff is my secret for not getting the “micro-shakes.”

  683. Jewell S. (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive archer. The specific back and shoulder muscles used to draw a bow are prone to a unique kind of repetitive strain. This spray is a non-negotiable part of my post-training recovery. It helps the muscles release instead of staying bunched up and angry.

  684. Elena Eliana (verified owner) –

    My son is a tuba player in his high school marching band. Lugging that thing around and maintaining the posture to play it was wrecking his back. He calls this his “tuba-juice” and says it’s the only reason he’s not quitting.

  685. Sandoval Rucker (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional Kintsugi artist, repairing broken pottery with gold. The work requires an almost supernatural level of stillness and precision. This spray is what keeps the cramps and tremors out of my hands. It helps me create beauty from brokenness.

  686. Micaela Seymour (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that touches the deep, buzzing nerve pain in my feet from a chemotherapy side effect called neuropathy. It doesn’t cure it, but it turns the volume down enough that I can sleep. And for that, I am eternally grateful.

  687. Zee (verified owner) –

    My partner is a search-and-rescue K9 handler. They’re on their feet for 12+ hours on brutal terrain. This is the only thing that helps with the deep bone-ache in their shins and feet at the end of a mission.

  688. Iva Darrick (verified owner) –

    I live in a tiny house. Bending and contorting to get into my loft bed every night was starting to take a toll on my back. This spray is my little luxury, my “anti-tiny-house-ache” remedy.

  689. Gonzales Austin (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional bladesmith, and the constant shockwave from the hammer and the fine motor skills needed for detail work used to leave my hands feeling like seized-up claws. This spray is my nightly ritual. It coaxes the tension out of my forearms and knuckles, ensuring my hands are steady and strong for the next day’s fire.

  690. Boswell Ramsey (verified owner) –

    I’m a paleontological illustrator, which means I spend hours hunched over a drawing table, recreating ancient skeletons bone by tiny bone. The knot that forms at the base of my neck was becoming a chronic, debilitating issue. This is the only thing that actually convinces that muscle to unclench. It’s a career-saver.

  691. Tami Mccracken (verified owner) –

    My mother is 93, with skin as delicate as parchment paper. She suffers from awful night cramps, but every cream we tried gave her a rash. This pure, simple spray is a miracle. It’s gentle enough for her skin and powerful enough to stop the cramps. It has given her so much peace.

  692. Weiss Kaiden (verified owner) –

    The oil is effective for my leg soreness, a 5-star liquid for sure. The bottle, however, is opaque black. This means I have absolutely no idea how much is left until I get that sad, empty “psst-psst” sound. A bottle with a clear vertical stripe would be a huge improvement for reordering.

  693. Lex (verified owner) –

    The relief is fantastic.

  694. Dayanara Virginia (verified owner) –

    This stuff is the real deal.

  695. Keith Cabral (verified owner) –

    I’m a convert.

  696. Gamez Albrecht (verified owner) –

    My body feels more fluid and less rigid.

  697. Melendez Foreman (verified owner) –

    I recommend it to all my massage clients.

  698. Sanders Donn (verified owner) –

    This has changed the game.

  699. Lacy Eubanks (verified owner) –

    The best brand I’ve tried.

  700. Figueroa Story (verified owner) –

    My family thinks it’s voodoo, but they all ask to use it.

  701. Jax (verified owner) –

    The best discovery I’ve made in years.

  702. Ernestine Warner (verified owner) –

    I sleep through the entire night now.

  703. Dirk Sprague (verified owner) –

    The best, plain and simple.

  704. Dougherty Ignacio (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed.

  705. Malissa Vu (verified owner) –

    I was a skeptic, now I’m a preacher.

  706. Blanchard Mattie (verified owner) –

    This has made a remarkable difference.

  707. Marlin Katarina (verified owner) –

    A staple in my self-care routine.

  708. Saundra Avery (verified owner) –

    It’s just not for me. It gave me a weird, pins-and-needles sensation that wasn’t pleasant at all, and offered no pain relief.

  709. Benita Machado (verified owner) –

    The residue is really bothersome. It feels like I haven’t rinsed properly after a swim in the ocean. I can’t get past the sticky feeling.

  710. Lowry Haleigh (verified owner) –

    My muscles aren’t at war with me anymore.

  711. Morris Dumas (verified owner) –

    I sleep so soundly now.

  712. Braxton Bradyn (verified owner) –

    I am so, so grateful for this product.

  713. Brodie Marybeth (verified owner) –

    I recommend this to anyone who will listen.

  714. Winter Gallagher (verified owner) –

    My body is less “creaky” and stiff.

  715. Krause Jorden (verified owner) –

    I am back to order three more bottles.

  716. Gilberto Downey (verified owner) –

    I’m in love.

  717. Langford (verified owner) –

    I can think so much more clearly.

  718. Lawson Zander (verified owner) –

    This is it. The holy grail.

  719. Goodwin Dixon (verified owner) –

    The only thing that helps my shin splints after a run.

  720. Guy Douglas (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally surrendered.

  721. Rohan B. (verified owner) –

    This is my little bottle of peace.

  722. Boucher (verified owner) –

    The quality is great, but my bottle arrived with a cracked cap. It didn’t leak, thankfully, but it was a bit concerning.

  723. Bryon Vernon (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional weaver at a huge loom. This is the only thing that helps with the repetitive strain on my back and arms.

  724. Gutierrez Ward (verified owner) –

    I’m a park ranger on horseback all day. This is my secret weapon against saddle sores and stiffness.

  725. Myrna Antone (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well on my wife’s leg cramps. However, it seems to attract our dog, who now insists on licking her legs every night. It’s both hilarious and annoying.

  726. Peaches (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… angry.

  727. Chantel Burke (verified owner) –

    This has been a huge help.

  728. Layton Mackenzie (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional video game streamer. This has saved my wrists.

  729. Carlie Yanez (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan for life.

  730. Sunny D (verified owner) –

    This has improved my quality of life tenfold.

  731. Chandler Aileen (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery time has been slashed.

  732. Lucky (verified owner) –

    A true 5-star product.

  733. Gussie Burke (verified owner) –

    The effect is undeniable.

  734. Aguilar Juancarlos (verified owner) –

    My wife and I both use it every single day.

  735. Simon Malachi (verified owner) –

    This has helped my anxiety in a profound way.

  736. Jewell Bowles (verified owner) –

    I’m a lifer.

  737. Joel S. (verified owner) –

    The best purchase for my health this year.

  738. Braxton Gabrielle (verified owner) –

    My whole family is hooked.

  739. Corbett H. (verified owner) –

    I just feel more… alive. Less weighed down by constant aches.

  740. Freeman Ashanti (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like magic.

  741. Fox Pugh (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I haven’t got a single worry in the world.

  742. Prado Dallas (verified owner) –

    My muscles feel… happy. It’s the only way to describe it.

  743. Buddy (verified owner) –

    It works great, but the overspray makes the floor next to my bed dangerously slippery. I’ve learned to put a towel down first.

  744. Robbie Lunsford (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional mourner. The job is emotionally and physically taxing. This helps me release the day’s tension.

  745. Honey (verified owner) –

    I am never getting on a plane without this ever again.

  746. Kayli Burt (verified owner) –

    A must-have in my house.

  747. Schwartz Linwood (verified owner) –

    The relief is profound.

  748. Wallace Kaycee (verified owner) –

    My mood has improved so much now that I’m getting real sleep.

  749. Brock Bonita (verified owner) –

    I preach the gospel of this spray to my friends.

  750. Dotson Perkins (verified owner) –

    I’m amazed.

  751. Granados Marlon (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever helped my plantar fasciitis.

  752. Red (verified owner) –

    I’m a customer for life.

  753. Magee M. (verified owner) –

    The best. No contest.

  754. Kathryn Marisa (verified owner) –

    I’m an opera singer, and this helps release the tension in my jaw and neck, which is critical for my vocal performance.

  755. Bill Hurt (verified owner) –

    This is the real deal.

  756. Glendon Scotty (verified owner) –

    My restless legs are finally still. It’s a nightly miracle.

  757. Mable Winter (verified owner) –

    I can’t stand the way this makes my skin feel. It’s like I have a tacky, salty film all over me. The mild relief is not worth feeling gross.

  758. Sebastien C. (verified owner) –

    The tingle is real, but it’s a good tingle! Lets you know it’s working.

  759. Corona Crowley (verified owner) –

    I have Ehlers-Danlos and this is a game changer for the muscle spasms I get around my hypermobile joints.

  760. Danielle M. (verified owner) –

    This is junk. It smells like swamp water and did absolutely nothing. I suspect it’s a counterfeit product. Buyer beware.

  761. Song Jim (verified owner) –

    I just feel… better. In my body and my spirit.

  762. Mercedes Mcmahon (verified owner) –

    My son is a cellist. This helps with the specific back and shoulder tension from his instrument.

  763. Jaimie Claudia (verified owner) –

    I was a walking, talking knot of stress. This has helped me unravel.

  764. Kaiya Jaxton (verified owner) –

    I love that there are no weird chemicals or scents. Just the pure stuff.

  765. King (verified owner) –

    The effect is very subtle. I was expecting a big ‘wow’ moment, but it’s more of a gradual ‘hey, I think I feel a little better’. It’s okay, but not mind-blowing.

  766. Jarvis (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional bladesmith. The vibrations from the power hammer are intense. This spray helps calm that deep, resonating ache in my arms.

  767. Burt Deleon (verified owner) –

    I’m a foley artist who creates sound effects. My job is weirdly physical. This spray is a staple in my studio.

  768. Elijah (verified owner) –

    I’m a cheesemonger, and hoisting 80lb wheels of Parmigiano is a full-body workout. This is my post-shift essential.

  769. Tremayne Liana (verified owner) –

    This is the one. Pure, potent, effective.

  770. Cotton Evie (verified owner) –

    The spray on my bottle is very aggressive—more of a power jet than a mist. It’s startling and messy. The oil is great, but the delivery system needs work.

  771. Geoffrey (verified owner) –

    I’m a new dad. “Dad back” from lugging a car seat is real and painful. This stuff is my savior.

  772. Jamari (verified owner) –

    I’m a court stenographer, and my hands feel like they’re going to seize into a permanent claw by the end of the day. This keeps me typing.

  773. Buddy (verified owner) –

    I’m on the fence about this one. It helps a bit with muscle soreness, but I find the texture very drying on my skin. I have to slather on lotion right after, which feels like an extra chore.

  774. Mitchel Hightower (verified owner) –

    I’m a dog sled musher. The cold and constant tension on my hands and back is brutal. This stuff is a staple in my winter gear.

  775. Cochran Perkins (verified owner) –

    My sleep has been a revelation.

  776. Geoffrey Curry (verified owner) –

    It just… feels good. Not just the pain relief, but my whole body feels more balanced and at peace.

  777. Arman Hightower (verified owner) –

    This is my secret weapon for wearing high heels all night. Spray on my feet before and after, and the pain is minimal.

  778. Tatum B. (verified owner) –

    My dad is learning to play the accordion. His shoulders were killing him. This spray has allowed him to keep practicing without the agony.

  779. Franco Harrison (verified owner) –

    I just feel… less grumpy. Turns out being in a state of constant low-grade pain really tanks your mood.

  780. Penelope Adams (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive gymnast. This is a crucial part of his recovery for his tired muscles.

  781. Berenice Nanette (verified owner) –

    I’m a paleontologist who spends summers on a dig site. All that meticulous brushing in a cramped trench is surprisingly hard on the body. This is a must-have in my field kit.

  782. Dahl Marquez (verified owner) –

    It’s just… okay. The tingle everyone raves about feels more like a distracting itch to me, and the relief is very mild. I’m not sure I’d buy it again.

  783. Mccann K. (verified owner) –

    I had a really bizarre reaction to this. It didn’t burn or itch, but it made my skin feel weirdly numb, like a dental anesthetic. It was an unsettling sensation I did not enjoy at all.

  784. Preston Hodges (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional harpist. The strain on my shoulders and back from holding the instrument is immense. This is an essential tool for my career.

  785. Gauge Marcela (verified owner) –

    My hands, which usually feel like two blocks of ice, are finally warm at night. The improved circulation is an unexpected but welcome benefit.

  786. Weber Dahlia (verified owner) –

    I had to throw this out. It left a strange, greasy stain on my brand-new sheets that won’t come out in the wash. I’m so upset. I don’t care if it works if it destroys my belongings.

  787. Alonso T. (verified owner) –

    I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, and my joints are always sublexing and causing muscle spasms. This is the only topical that actually calms the spasming muscles down around the unstable joints. It’s a huge part of my pain management.

  788. Frey J. (verified owner) –

    This is the real deal. Potent Zechstein source. Don’t be fooled by the cheap knockoffs.

  789. Abrams Ferguson (verified owner) –

    i’m a fly-fishing guide. standing in a cold river and casting all day creates a very specific kind of forearm and back ache. this spray fixes it. every time.

  790. Tami Allred (verified owner) –

    This has helped my father, who has severe Parkinson’s, with the painful muscle rigidity. It’s not a cure, but it is a comfort, and for that, I am endlessly grateful.

  791. Milford P. (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive sailor. Pulling lines and bracing against the boat is hell on the core and shoulders. Every sailor on our boat uses this now.

  792. Ash (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘i-just-survived-a-toddler’s-birthday-party’ remedy. It melts the stress right out of my shoulders.

  793. Tiara Grove (verified owner) –

    I’m a forester, and cruising timber on steep, uneven terrain all day is tough on the joints. This spray is my nightly ritual for my knees and ankles.

  794. Gigi (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long caving expedition. Contorting your body through tight spaces is a full-body workout. This was a lifesaver every single night.

  795. Elden Lettie (verified owner) –

    The product itself works quite well for muscle tension. However, the salty residue it leaves behind seems to attract my dog, who has decided my legs are now giant, delicious salt licks. It’s very weird and kind of gross. Four stars for the oil, minus one for the dog slobber.

  796. Pugh Dexter (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional glassblower. The heat, the long hours on my feet, and the strength it takes to manipulate molten glass… it’s brutal. This spray is a non-negotiable part of my cool-down.

  797. Jim Hellen (verified owner) –

    My sleep is so deep now that my fitness tracker keeps asking me if I’m still alive. (Kidding, but my sleep scores are through the roof).

  798. Elroy Sims (verified owner) –

    This is the cheat code. Stop reading reviews and just buy it.

  799. Westley Villanueva (verified owner) –

    My partner is an ER trauma surgeon. They come home with the weight of the world held in their shoulders. This spray is the first step in helping them decompress. It physically releases the tension.

  800. Parrish Queen (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week participating in a competitive sandcastle-building event. All that squatting and detailed sculpting is a unique kind of torture. This was the MVP of the whole team’s recovery kit.

  801. Proctor Jeromy (verified owner) –

    My dad is a retired rodeo cowboy with a laundry list of old injuries. He’s the most stubborn man on earth. I gave him this and told him it was “horse liniment for people.” He uses it, and I’ve seen him moving better than he has in 20 years.

  802. Rhonda Landis (verified owner) –

    I’m a film projectionist in an old-school theater. Climbing up and down narrow ladders with heavy film reels does a number on my knees. This spray is what keeps me in the game.

  803. Abraham (verified owner) –

    I have a very anxious rescue cat who stress-grooms his belly raw. My vet suggested a wild idea: a tiny spray on my hands before petting him. The transdermal effect is calming for him. His fur is growing back. This stuff is a miracle.

  804. Laquita Kayli (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional soap maker. the long hours standing and stirring huge pots is killer on my lower back. this is my secret ingredient for not being a stiff old man at 40.

  805. Madeline Marin (verified owner) –

    The relief is wonderful, but be careful! The overspray made my tile floor as slippery as an ice rink. I had to put a towel down.

  806. Isaak Conley (verified owner) –

    I just feel… more connected to my body. Instead of fighting against its aches, I feel like I’m finally giving it what it needed.

  807. Vaughan J. (verified owner) –

    My “tech neck” pain is gone. Vanished. It’s a modern-day miracle.

  808. Ron Springer (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I have no deadlines, no bills, and no responsibilities. It’s a nightly vacation.

  809. Alana Laird (verified owner) –

    I’m a luthier, and the fine, repetitive work of carving violin scrolls used to leave my hands feeling like petrified claws. This spray has become as essential to my workshop as my calipers. It brings the dexterity back to my fingers overnight.

  810. Sky (verified owner) –

    My 95-year-old great-grandmother has terribly thin, sensitive skin, and gets awful leg cramps. Lotions and creams irritate her, but this pure spray is gentle enough for her to use. It’s been a true comfort.

  811. Han Best (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that has ever helped the bizarre, deep muscle aches I get as a side effect from my cholesterol medication. My doctor is amazed.

  812. Rylan Lee (verified owner) –

    I’m a floral designer, and my hands are in a constant state of motion. This prevents the “petal-plucker’s cramp.”

  813. Traci Dorthy (verified owner) –

    I’m a commercial diver. Being underwater in a heavy suit is surprisingly strenuous. This is a key part of my post-dive recovery.

  814. Oleary W. (verified owner) –

    This is my secret to being a “fun grandpa” at 70. A little spray on the knees, and I’m ready to chase the grandkids around the yard.

  815. Leyva Dorthy (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive cellist, and this is the only thing that helps with the specific kink he gets in his back.

  816. Ash (verified owner) –

    The stickiness is a dealbreaker. It’s not worth the mild relaxation to feel like my sheets are glued to my legs all night. I can’t do it.

  817. Kenzie (verified owner) –

    It just… feels weird. Not painful or itchy, just a strange, tacky film that makes my skin feel like it can’t breathe. I can’t get past the sensory part of it.

  818. Frank Roman (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive gamer, and this has saved my wrists from carpal tunnel. I use it every night.

  819. Warner Gregory (verified owner) –

    The quality is obvious. This is not some watered-down imitation. This is the real article.

  820. Polk K. (verified owner) –

    My partner steals it. I steal it back. It’s a happy problem to have.

  821. Kessler Katelynn (verified owner) –

    I’m a dog groomer, and wrestling a terrified poodle is a special kind of workout. This spray is my savior at the end of the day.

  822. Davenport Quinn (verified owner) –

    I’m sleeping so soundly that my fitness watch is giving me sleep scores I thought were only possible for hibernating bears.

  823. Torin R. (verified owner) –

    I find the smell of this to be very odd and slightly unpleasant. It’s not a deal-breaker because the product works so well on my cramps, but it’s a definite downside.

  824. Mccarty Bates (verified owner) –

    My anxiety often causes a tight, heavy feeling in my chest. I rub this on my sternum and ribs, and that physical release helps the mental anxiety dissipate. It’s a profound mind-body connection.

  825. Christensen Connie (verified owner) –

    The knots in my traps have finally surrendered.

  826. Lenora (verified owner) –

    This has been a total game-changer for my wife’s migraines. She puts it on her neck at the first sign of an aura.

  827. Abrams Silas (verified owner) –

    My whole body just feels less… loud. The constant background noise of minor aches has been muted.

  828. Roland Crosby (verified owner) –

    I love the pure simplicity. No extra garbage, just the thing that works.

  829. Randi Arredondo (verified owner) –

    It’s just okay. It helps a tiny bit with my surface-level soreness, but it doesn’t touch the deep, nerve-related pain I have. It’s a bit of a lightweight product for my needs.

  830. Moose (verified owner) –

    My wife calls this her “monster-in-law defense shield.” A few sprays on her tense shoulders right after a long family visit, and she feels human again.

  831. Latonya Celia (verified owner) –

    I just started blacksmithing as a hobby. The shock and vibration that travels up your arm is no joke. This spray is my “end-of-hammering” ritual and it saves my elbows.

  832. Emelia Blanchard (verified owner) –

    I can finally sleep on my right side again after years of shoulder pain. This stuff is incredible.

  833. Vera Gary (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-spent-eight-hours-in-a-kayak” recovery spray. It’s incredible for sore shoulders and a tired core.

  834. Sampson Mcrae (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive ballroom dancer. My calves and feet used to seize up after a long practice. This spray has completely eliminated that problem.

  835. Klein Daisy (verified owner) –

    The knots in my back that I thought were planning to apply for citizenship have finally packed their bags and left.

  836. Hewitt Tameka (verified owner) –

    This has given me back the ability to enjoy my hobby of building ships in bottles. The hand cramps were getting too severe. Now, they’re gone.

  837. Manley Oleary (verified owner) –

    I am never, ever going on a road trip without this again. It’s the ultimate defense against “car-seat back.”

  838. Mable Barron (verified owner) –

    I feel like the effect is so mild it might be a placebo. It feels nice and cool when you put it on, but beyond that, I haven’t noticed any real change in my pain or sleep. I’m a bit disappointed.

  839. Gray Trinidad (verified owner) –

    This feels a bit gimmicky to me. The tingling sensation is there, but I don’t feel any actual relief from it. Once the tingle fades, my muscles feel exactly the same as they did before, just stickier.

  840. Art (verified owner) –

    i work in a cheese shop and my “cheese-wire elbow” was a real and painful problem. this is the only thing that’s fixed it.

  841. Healy Marlon (verified owner) –

    My father recently had a stroke and deals with a lot of muscle spasticity in his arm. This has been a source of great comfort. It’s not a cure, but a gentle massage with this oil genuinely helps his muscles relax and provides him significant relief.

  842. Rosalind Daquan (verified owner) –

    The relief it offers my restless legs is undeniable. However, the salty film it leaves on my skin feels very drying, and I find myself having to slather on lotion afterward, which is an annoying extra step when all I want is to go to bed.

  843. Clements Arielle (verified owner) –

    I’m an urban explorer (urbex) and spend my weekends climbing through abandoned buildings. It’s a lot of strain on weird muscle groups. This spray is the perfect post-adventure remedy for all the unexpected aches.

  844. Toney Andrea (verified owner) –

    It’s a very ‘meh’ product for me. The tingle everyone talks about was more of an annoying itch, and the sticky residue it left behind meant I had to wear long pajama pants to bed, which I hate. The minimal relief wasn’t worth the sensory hassle.

  845. Rocket (verified owner) –

    i’m a calligrapher. my hands and forearms are my entire business. this keeps them from cramping up and allows me to do the delicate, precise work my clients expect. it is a business expense i will happily pay for.

  846. Maeve Katarina (verified owner) –

    This is the cheat code. The cheat code for sleeping on a long-haul flight. The cheat code for recovering from moving furniture. The cheat code for surviving your first ski lesson. It’s a universal life-hack.

  847. Rosenthal Emmett (verified owner) –

    My rescue greyhound has “sleep startle”—he jerks and whimpers in his sleep from old racing nightmares. I gently rub this on his haunches before bed, and he now sleeps so much more peacefully. Seeing him get that deep rest has been a gift. (Vet approved!)

  848. Dougherty Lawson (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive powerlifter. My central nervous system is always jacked up after a heavy lifting session. This spray seems to help my body shift from “fight or flight” mode into “rest and digest” much faster. It’s a key part of my wind-down protocol.

  849. Kraig (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week volunteering on an archaeological dig. All that delicate brushing and meticulous excavation work in a trench is surprisingly brutal on the neck and back. This was my evening savior.

  850. Ballard (verified owner) –

    I’m learning to play the harp. The specific posture and finger tension can be exhausting. My instructor recommended this, and it has made my practice sessions so much more productive and less painful.

  851. Ibrahim Abrams (verified owner) –

    The only thing that has ever helped the deep, cold ache in my hands from Raynaud’s syndrome.

  852. Ariella Krause (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional luthier, restoring antique cellos. The hunched-over posture and the delicate carving work conspire to turn my back and hands into a solid block of misery. This spray has become as essential as my finest chisel. It doesn’t just dull the ache; it feels like it’s telling the strained muscle fibers to unclench and breathe again.

  853. Shearer Lance (verified owner) –

    I teach historical sword fighting. The amount of tension you hold in your forearms and shoulders is immense. I was starting to lose grip strength. I started using this as a post-practice recovery aid, and the difference is night and day. My recovery is faster, and the deep, radiating ache is gone.

  854. Ramirez Vickers (verified owner) –

    This has been my “secret weapon” for getting through my first year of parenthood with twins. That deep, bone-weary exhaustion comes with a full-body ache. This spray is the one thing that helps my body relax enough to actually take advantage of the 90 minutes of sleep I might get.

  855. Abelardo M. (verified owner) –

    It’s an okay product. The relief it provides for my tight shoulders is noticeable, but it feels very superficial and wears off in under an hour. For the price, I was expecting a much more powerful and long-lasting effect. It’s fine for minor stiffness, but not a heavy hitter.

  856. Guidry Glover (verified owner) –

    My partner is an ER nurse and comes home physically and emotionally wrung out. A foot rub with this oil has become our nightly ritual. I can literally feel the tension leaving their body as I rub it in. It helps them leave the stress of the ER behind and actually rest.

  857. Norman T. (verified owner) –

    I’m a wildlife photographer who spends hours in a cramped bird blind, motionless, waiting for a single shot. The stiffness is a given. This is what I use to be able to unfold my body and hike back to my car without feeling like a 100-year-old man.

  858. Wilder Lorraine (verified owner) –

    My partner is a tattoo artist. They use this on their hands and back after a long session. They said it’s been a game-changer for their longevity in the industry.

  859. Angel D. (verified owner) –

    I am never flying without this again. It’s a magic potion for swollen ‘airplane ankles’ and helps me get some actual shut-eye in a cramped seat.

  860. Liv (verified owner) –

    This has helped my father, who has Parkinson’s, with some of the painful rigidity and muscle cramping he experiences. It’s not a cure, but it is a genuine comfort.

  861. Mccarty Yanez (verified owner) –

    My wife calls this her “monster-in-law visit” spray. She uses it on her tense shoulders the minute her mother leaves.

  862. Mcdonald Omalley (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s ever worked on the deep, achy pain in my surgical scars.

  863. Montalvo T. (verified owner) –

    My daughter is on a youth curling team (yes, it’s a thing). The constant lunging and sweeping is brutal on their legs and core. The whole team uses this spray now.

  864. Gilberto Jase (verified owner) –

    The relief is good, but the sprayer on my bottle shoots a stream that’s strong enough to strip paint. It’s messy and I waste a lot of product. Better packaging would be a huge improvement.

  865. Conley D. (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… angry. The constant state of inflammation seems to have calmed down.

  866. Travis M. (verified owner) –

    I just feel… right. More balanced. The way I’m supposed to feel.

  867. Emile Derek (verified owner) –

    I sleep like I’m a teenager on summer vacation again. Deep, long, and without a care in the world.

  868. Dawson Wilkinson (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional puppeteer. My arms are held in bizarre, strenuous positions for hours. This is the only thing that combats that very specific “puppet arm” ache.

  869. Dessie Jeff (verified owner) –

    I’ve repurchased this so many times I should own stock in the company. It’s that good.

  870. Raegan Eliezer (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my state of mind than just my body. When you’re not in a constant state of low-grade pain, the whole world just seems a little brighter.

  871. Sullivan Brodie (verified owner) –

    I think the effect is cumulative. I didn’t notice much the first few nights, but after a week of consistent use, I realized I was waking up without the usual morning stiffness. It works quietly.

  872. Mitchel Millicent (verified owner) –

    I’m an orchid grower. All the meticulous repotting and tending makes my hands ache. This is my secret for being able to enjoy my hobby without pain.

  873. Charles Rosenthal (verified owner) –

    I was a walking bundle of frayed nerves. This spray helps soothe the physical symptoms of my anxiety, which makes the mental part so much easier to handle.

  874. Willard Clements (verified owner) –

    The results are good, but I find the texture very drying on my skin. I have to immediately follow up with a heavy lotion, which is kind of an annoying extra step when all I want to do is go to sleep.

  875. Dawson Ramon (verified owner) –

    This is… fine. I guess. It didn’t perform any miracles. It feels nice when you apply it, but the effect on my pain was so subtle I couldn’t be sure it wasn’t a placebo. A very underwhelming experience for the price.

  876. Mims Darrian (verified owner) –

    I’m a luthier—I make violins. The delicate, precise carving work is hell on the nerves and muscles in my hands. This keeps my hands from feeling like wooden claws at the end of the day.

  877. Nicholas Breann (verified owner) –

    I’m a mail carrier with a walking route in a very hilly city. My calves and shins were always on fire. This spray is the extinguisher. I can’t imagine finishing my route without it now.

  878. Roach (verified owner) –

    The knots in my shoulders that I thought had achieved legal residency have finally been served an eviction notice. And it’s working.

  879. Red (verified owner) –

    My rescue parrot has a history of feather-plucking due to anxiety. My avian vet suggested a wild idea: spray a tiny bit of this on a perch high up in her cage. The theory is the magnesium aerosolizes a bit and has a calming effect. I was skeptical, but she’s preening normally and has let her chest feathers grow back. This is my ‘parrot prozac’.

  880. Barney Blanchard (verified owner) –

    My son is learning the bagpipes. The sheer core and back strength required is insane, and his muscles were always seizing up. He started using this on his back and abdomen, and it’s given him the endurance to practice without his body giving out.

  881. Browne Rasheed (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive speed-cuber (Rubik’s Cube). The repetitive motion was starting to cause serious RSI in my wrists and fingers. This is now an essential part of my training regimen. It keeps the inflammation down and my hands nimble.

  882. Jimmy Gold (verified owner) –

    My wife and I took up beekeeping, and lifting a full honey super is no joke. This spray is our “post-harvest” best friend for our aching backs.

  883. Willard Knowles (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week on a “dig-your-own-crystals” trip. Hunching and hammering at rocks for days on end is a special kind of full-body workout. My friends were all popping pain pills, I was using this. I was the only one who could get out of my chair without groaning on the last day.

  884. Eula Phillips (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a bouncer for the charley horses that try to party in my calves at 3 AM. They don’t even get past the velvet rope anymore.

  885. Shelley (verified owner) –

    I’m a food stylist. Holding a perfectly drizzled spoon of honey steady for a ten-minute photo shoot is surprisingly taxing on the forearm. This spray is my secret for avoiding the “photo-shoot shakes.”

  886. Ty (verified owner) –

    My cat, Chairman Meow, is a 15-year-old grump with arthritis. I spray this on my hands and give him a gentle massage. He melts and purrs. It’s given my old man some of his swagger back.

  887. Noel Darrick (verified owner) –

    I think I’m allergic to this. Every time I used it, I sneezed uncontrollably for about 20 minutes. My muscles might have been relaxed, but my sinuses were in a full-blown war. Had to stop using it.

  888. Moseley Knapp (verified owner) –

    The relief for my shoulder was very mild and only lasted for maybe 30 minutes. The worst part, though, was the residue it left on my skin. It felt like I had a layer of dried Elmer’s glue on me. Really unpleasant.

  889. Spaulding Ng (verified owner) –

    This is a game-changer.

  890. Richard Jefferson (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well for my muscle soreness, but the spray mechanism on my bottle broke after about 10 uses. Now I have a mostly full bottle that I have to unscrew and pour out, which is a mess.

  891. Kim Margot (verified owner) –

    It actually made sence to buy it and it makes now even more sence to keep it going on! pp works best

  892. Jayvon Ernest (verified owner) –

    I’m an antique clock restorer. I spend my days hunched over, working with tweezers on minuscule gears. The nerve tension in my neck and hands used to be unbearable. This spray is like a drop of oil for my own human machinery. It eases the specific strain and lets me focus on the tiny details.

  893. Lancaster Sizemore (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a synchronized swimmer. The chlorine wrecks her skin, and holding those unnatural poses gives her the weirdest cramps in her ribs and back. This stuff has been a revelation—it doesn’t irritate her dry skin and it actually reaches those deep, strained intercostal muscles.

  894. Reagan Coker (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional movie critic. Sitting in those slightly-too-uncomfortable theater seats for 8 hours a day does a number on the lower back. This spray is my “post-screening” ritual to de-knot the damage from the latest 3-hour superhero epic.

  895. Deshawn Clyde (verified owner) –

    The product itself works really well for my general muscle soreness, probably a 5/5 for the actual liquid. But the bottle design is terrible. It’s a smooth, slick cylinder, which is impossible to grip and spray with even slightly oily hands. I dropped it twice. A textured grip or different shape would make it a perfect product.

  896. Ronaldo Olivares (verified owner) –

    I’m a storm chaser. The long hours driving, the adrenaline dumps, and the awkward positions for filming leave my body in a constant state of high-alert. This is my “all clear” signal. I use it when the chase is over to help my nervous system stand down and actually rest.

  897. Gertie Wallace (verified owner) –

    Be careful. The overspray from this will leave a dull, filmy residue on your floors that is very difficult to clean off. I have a splotch on my hardwood now. The product works, but the cleanup is a pain.

  898. Mariela Chappell (verified owner) –

    This did absolutely nothing for me. I used half the bottle. No tingle, no relaxation, no pain relief. Just sticky skin. I don’t get the hype. It must be a placebo for everyone else.

  899. Kalen Jaxen (verified owner) –

    I was having terrible palpitations from stress, and this has helped calm my whole system down. They’ve nearly stopped.

  900. Tyler Godwin (verified owner) –

    I’m not a huge fan of the texture. It’s not greasy, but it’s not clean-feeling either. It’s this weird, briny film. The effect on my muscles is good, but I have to tolerate the sensory part.

  901. Dorris Wall (verified owner) –

    This is my go-to gift for new parents. They need the sleep more than anyone.

  902. Teagan Whaley (verified owner) –

    I’m a rock wall climbing instructor. I use this on my hands and forearms after a long day of demonstrating moves. Keeps me ready for the next class.

  903. Richmond Christin (verified owner) –

    THIS IS NOT OIL. The name is a lie. It’s water and salt. It dried my skin out so badly it started to flake. It actually made my skin feel WORSE. Terrible, misleading product.

  904. Raiden (verified owner) –

    I’m so glad a friend convinced me to try this.

  905. Toney Channing (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed.

  906. Hyatt (verified owner) –

    It feels… fine. It didn’t do much for my pain, but it also didn’t irritate my skin. It was just a very neutral, underwhelming experience.

  907. Mckinley Teena (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less angry.

  908. Doherty Dodson (verified owner) –

    I’m sleeping through my neighbor’s obsession with 6 AM lawn mowing. A miracle.

  909. Alford Liberty (verified owner) –

    A staple in my house now.

  910. Mallory Lehman (verified owner) –

    This has helped with the buzzing, restless feeling I get in my legs when I’m anxious.

  911. Therese G. (verified owner) –

    I’m a dad who moonlights as a human jungle gym. This stuff puts me back together at the end of the day.

  912. Aaden Alexis (verified owner) –

    I’m amazed.

  913. Jude Haylie (verified owner) –

    The relief is really nice, but it makes my skin feel incredibly dry. I have to slather on moisturizer after I use it, which is an annoying extra step I wasn’t expecting.

  914. Austin Moody (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional weaver, working at a large loom. This helps so much with the tension in my back and shoulders from the repetitive motion.

  915. Iva Zeke (verified owner) –

    I just feel… better. Calmer, less sore, more me.

  916. Alexandre Scotty (verified owner) –

    This stuff is magic.

  917. Benedict (verified owner) –

    The only thing that helps my plantar fasciitis.

  918. Iva Deena (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan for life.

  919. Starks Cole (verified owner) –

    The quality is undeniable.

  920. Arielle Davidson (verified owner) –

    My ‘tech neck’ is finally gone.

  921. Buddy (verified owner) –

    It just… works.

  922. Saul Douglas (verified owner) –

    This is fine. I guess. It takes the edge off my minor aches, but it’s not a miracle worker. It’s a very “C+” product in my book.

  923. Gallegos Garrison (verified owner) –

    This is my ‘secret weapon’ for when I have to wear heels. I spray my feet before and after, and it makes a world of difference.

  924. Jojo (verified owner) –

    The best I’ve tried.

  925. Hernan Lettie (verified owner) –

    My whole body feels less… ‘grumpy’.

  926. Parsons Deon (verified owner) –

    My wife and I both swear by it.

  927. Diane Mathias (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery is so much faster.

  928. Ferguson (verified owner) –

    I’m a beekeeper. My back from lifting heavy hive boxes is always a mess. This is my post-apiary go-to.

  929. Rickey Hal (verified owner) –

    This stuff is legit.

  930. Osborn Amina (verified owner) –

    The real deal.

  931. Rocha Marques (verified owner) –

    I’m a convert.

  932. Lea Carrillo (verified owner) –

    I tell everyone I know about this.

  933. Magee Saunders (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a violist in the youth symphony. This helps with the specific kink she gets in her neck from holding her instrument.

  934. Basil O. (verified owner) –

    The effect is nice, but I find I have to use a LOT of it to feel any real relief, which means the tiny bottle disappears in about a week. It’s just not very economical for daily, widespread use.

  935. Sylvester (verified owner) –

    I’m a cheesemaker, and all that lifting and stirring makes my shoulders feel like concrete. This is the only thing that softens them up.

  936. Ashby I. (verified owner) –

    This is a pretty mild product. It provides a gentle warming sensation, which is pleasant, but it doesn’t have the deep-reaching power to tackle my serious sciatic pain. It’s okay for surface-level soreness.

  937. Hezekiah Kaiya (verified owner) –

    My sleep is so much deeper, my dreams are back in HD.

  938. Ogden Shah (verified owner) –

    This is a scam. It’s brine in a bottle. It did absolutely nothing except make my favorite t-shirt smell like a fish market after it dried on my skin. Total garbage, threw it out.

  939. Oconnell (verified owner) –

    My son is a drummer. He uses this on his wrists and forearms after practice to prevent tendonitis. He swears by it.

  940. Benedict Christopher (verified owner) –

    I’m not in love with the product, but it does what it claims. It definitely helps my leg cramps. My 4-star rating is because the label on my bottle was misprinted and crooked, which just looks sloppy and makes me question the company’s quality control.

  941. Wiggins Johnson (verified owner) –

    I’m a lighthouse keeper. Climbing those spiral stairs multiple times a day is brutal on the knees. This is my best friend up here in the tower.

  942. Rosenberg Callahan (verified owner) –

    I can finally sleep on my left side again. The pain in my shoulder that’s been preventing it for years has subsided thanks to this spray. It’s the little things!

  943. Kaur Boyce (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that’s ever helped my shin splints. I thought my running days were over. Now, I use this after every run, and the pain is gone.

  944. Fanny Frank (verified owner) –

    I am a changed human. My pain used to make me so irritable. Now that I have relief, my wife says I’m almost pleasant to be around.

  945. Geoffrey Clem (verified owner) –

    This has helped me fall asleep during my partner’s “learning the banjo” phase. If it can do that, it can do anything.

  946. Mclain Quinn (verified owner) –

    I’m a full-time RVer. Driving for long stretches and sleeping in a compact space takes a toll. This spray is a must-have for life on the road. It combats stiffness and helps me sleep soundly, even in a noisy truck stop.

  947. Parks Sapp (verified owner) –

    My grandma calls this her “good morning juice” because using it at night lets her get out of bed in the morning without her usual chorus of creaks and groans.

  948. Grover Thomas (verified owner) –

    I just spent 8 hours putting up wallpaper. My neck is now permanently cranked upwards. Or it was. This spray is helping it remember it can, in fact, look straight ahead.

  949. Boomer (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like a vacation in a bottle for my muscles.

  950. Wheeler Olin (verified owner) –

    I just started learning pottery. My forearms felt like they were on fire from wrestling the clay. My instructor recommended this, and she was right. It’s perfect.

  951. Marlon Hal (verified owner) –

    The best. Simple as that.

  952. Stacey Cale (verified owner) –

    This product felt like it was putting my skin to sleep in a bad way. It made my legs feel weirdly numb and tingly, but not in a pleasant, relaxing manner. It was an unnerving sensation that I really did not enjoy at all.

  953. Fountain Alexandria (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional mourner for a living. It’s an emotionally and physically draining job that involves a lot of standing and holding posture. This spray helps me release the day’s accumulated grief and physical tension.

  954. Booth R. (verified owner) –

    I’m an ice climber. The constant tension in my forearms (‘pump’) is the biggest challenge. Using this as part of my recovery has been a total game-changer for my endurance and strength on the ice.

  955. Emilia Madonna (verified owner) –

    My dog is terrified of thunderstorms. He trembles and paces. I spray a little of this on my hands and just sit with him, stroking his back. It genuinely seems to calm his physical tremors, which in turn helps his anxiety. It’s a bottle of comfort for him.

  956. Langford Jessie (verified owner) –

    I just got back from a week-long kayaking trip. My shoulders and core muscles were screaming. This spray was the MVP of our recovery. I was the only one in the group not waddling like a duck by day three.

  957. Matthews Jefferson (verified owner) –

    Solid spray, easy to use.

  958. Dayanara Bradford (verified owner) –

    Very pleased, worth the price.

  959. Bear (verified owner) –

    Works great, no irritation.

  960. Chandler Gold (verified owner) –

    I’ve been using this magnesium gel for a few weeks now, and I have to say, it’s pretty good! I often find myself feeling a bit tense and tired, but applying this gel after a long day really helps me relax. The texture is nice—smooth and not too sticky—which I appreciate because I don’t have to wait forever for it to absorb. I’ve noticed a little less muscle tightness after workouts too, which is a nice bonus. Overall, it’s become a part of my routine, and I definitely recommend giving it a try if you’re looking for something to help with relaxation and soreness.

  961. Max (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional chocolatier, and the constant, precise piping work makes my wrists feel like they’re going to snap. This spray is my nightly savior. It calms the deep, repetitive strain ache and keeps my hands steady for creating delicate chocolate art.

  962. Andy Luther (verified owner) –

    I’m a night-shift air traffic controller. The stress is immense, and my body holds it like a coiled spring. This stuff helps me unwind when I get home. It’s like a signal to my nervous system that it’s okay to stand down from high alert. Sleep comes so much easier now.

  963. Nate K. (verified owner) –

    My father is a retired carpenter with hands gnarled by 50 years of labor. He couldn’t even fully close his fists. I got him this, and after a few weeks, he showed me he could make a proper fist again. Seeing that simple victory for him was worth everything.

  964. Dempsey Kamren (verified owner) –

    i’m a professional bookbinder, a craft that requires a lot of hunched-over, detailed work. the knot at the base of my neck was my constant, unwelcome companion. this spray is the only thing that’s ever convinced it to leave.

  965. Lucky (verified owner) –

    Happy with it, solid results.

  966. Raphael A. (verified owner) –

    Super effective, five stars.

  967. Adelyn Nichols (verified owner) –

    Reliable spray, fast results.

  968. Kris Delmar (verified owner) –

    Fantastic choice, cramps gone.

  969. Elijah M. (verified owner) –

    Best purchase I’ve made.

  970. Winter Matthew (verified owner) –

    Wonderful, helps me sleep better.

  971. Serna (verified owner) –

    Five stars, absolutely perfect.

  972. Sky (verified owner) –

    Average effect, could be better.

  973. Eliza Kline (verified owner) –

    Fantastic, reliable and effective.

  974. Star (verified owner) –

    random sh00t, dont buy it, it doesnt do anything.

  975. Ollie E. (verified owner) –

    Outstanding quality, very effective.

  976. Manley Theresa (verified owner) –

    Quick relief, works every time.

  977. Tory Tompkins (verified owner) –

    I recommend it, so helpful.

  978. Lissette (verified owner) –

    Pure magnesium, feels safe.

  979. Hoyt D. (verified owner) –

    Amazing spray, helped me so much.

  980. Terrill (verified owner) –

    Great product, worth it.

  981. Emerson (verified owner) –

    Impressed with results, I’ll reorder.

  982. Roberson Shaun (verified owner) –

    Mediocre, not consistent enough.

  983. Li Madalynn (verified owner) –

    Pretty average, no big difference.

  984. Avery Marquez (verified owner) –

    Best spray for sleep and pain.

  985. Adalynn Patton (verified owner) –

    Love this, worth buying again.

  986. Bradyn W. (verified owner) –

    Excellent results, no regrets.

  987. Doyle Jayleen (verified owner) –

    Good product, strong effect.

  988. Chelsie Gutierrez (verified owner) –

    Average, some relief but not great.

  989. Grant Perry (verified owner) –

    Five stars, perfect quality.

  990. Blue (verified owner) –

    Excellent, much better sleep now.

  991. Sharyn (verified owner) –

    Not good, zero effect.

  992. Skaggs Makenzie (verified owner) –

    Pure and safe, really nice.

  993. Korey K. (verified owner) –

    Top notch spray, love it.

  994. Keller Mcclain (verified owner) –

    Effective and calming.

  995. Bryson Hopper (verified owner) –

    Very positive experience overall.

  996. Honey (verified owner) –

    Great spray, I recommend it.

  997. Jena J. (verified owner) –

    Works well for my cramps.

  998. Hoff Teri (verified owner) –

    Great value, very effective.

  999. Byrne Frey (verified owner) –

    Solid spray, easy to apply.

  1000. Bradford Ralph (verified owner) –

    Average, a bit oily for me.

  1001. Malachi Prater (verified owner) –

    Good overall, though could improve.

  1002. Micaela F. (verified owner) –

    Not good, weak and sticky.

  1003. Jaxen R. (verified owner) –

    So glad I bought this, excellent.

  1004. Scotty Tommy (verified owner) –

    One of my must-haves now.

  1005. Jorden Hollingsworth (verified owner) –

    Five stars, fantastic product.

  1006. Ameer A. (verified owner) –

    Really helpful, fast effect.

  1007. Sellers Jered (verified owner) –

    Fantastic, one of my top sprays.

  1008. Good S. (verified owner) –

    Five stars, quick and natural relief.

  1009. Constance (verified owner) –

    Idk i just thowed it away random product i dont reccomend.

  1010. Tyson Meagan (verified owner) –

    Super calming, excellent results.

  1011. Layton Becker (verified owner) –

    Best spray, worth every penny.

  1012. Kole E. (verified owner) –

    Relieves soreness fast, I’m impressed.

  1013. Jenkins Steve (verified owner) –

    Perfect solution for restless legs.

  1014. English Weiss (verified owner) –

    Reliable product, never disappoints.

  1015. Kelley C. (verified owner) –

    So helpful, I’ll buy again.

  1016. Daisy Zamora (verified owner) –

    Pure magnesium, feels premium.

  1017. Darell P. (verified owner) –

    Helpful and safe, great product.

  1018. Mariana K. (verified owner) –

    Love this, makes a real difference.

  1019. Monroe Kayli (verified owner) –

    Amazing recovery support, highly recommend.

  1020. Keila Kennith (verified owner) –

    Brilliant spray, very satisfied.

  1021. Aaden Barry (verified owner) –

    Terrible, did nothing at all. Was trying for weeks, pointless

  1022. Mina (verified owner) –

    Relief after exercise, works well.

  1023. Bear (verified owner) –

    Cramps reduced a lot, I’m glad.

  1024. Hand M. (verified owner) –

    I dont know if its just me or it really is that bad… Wouldnt reccomend.

  1025. Ollie F. (verified owner) –

    3 stars is the max i can give since it came long(like 2 weeks) and idk i dont like it.

  1026. Camilla Emilia (verified owner) –

    Quick effect, great for cramps.

  1027. Alvin Carver (verified owner) –

    One of the top products I own.

  1028. Wilder Christopher (verified owner) –

    Excellent quality, works perfectly.

  1029. Smiley (verified owner) –

    Amazing, I trust it completely.

  1030. Doc (verified owner) –

    Solid results, no issues at all.

  1031. Mason America (verified owner) –

    Average, not a game-changer.

  1032. Albrecht Catrina (verified owner) –

    Better sleep, noticeable improvement.

  1033. Fanny Nicholas (verified owner) –

    Nice and calming, perfect before sleep.

  1034. Stahl Lancaster (verified owner) –

    Love the feel, skin absorbs quickly.

  1035. Liv (verified owner) –

    Very useful, helps my daily routine.

  1036. Wallace Gardner (verified owner) –

    It works instantly, no side effects.

  1037. Kalen Yee (verified owner) –

    Best results after workouts, fantastic product.

  1038. Guidry Herring (verified owner) –

    Solid choice, does what it should.

  1039. Colin Polk (verified owner) –

    Good results overall, I’m pleased.

  1040. Mcmahon Chaney (verified owner) –

    Average, not strong enough for me.

  1041. Mcelroy Jeanette (verified owner) –

    Very poor, sticky and no real relief.

  1042. Byers Dorsey (verified owner) –

    Great for recovery, I feel littl bit lighter.

  1043. Marlon (verified owner) –

    Truly outstanding, I recommend it to everyone.

  1044. Devyn Wolf (verified owner) –

    Mediocre, helps sometimes but not always.

  1045. Duke (verified owner) –

    This works wonders, I’m very satisfied.

  1046. Maverick (verified owner) –

    Five stars, no regrets at all.

  1047. Howe Latosha (verified owner) –

    Exactly as described, effective and practical.

  1048. Duke (verified owner) –

    Never felt better, my favorite product.

  1049. Deshawn Downey (verified owner) –

    Safe and effective, five stars.

  1050. Bree (verified owner) –

    Awful experience, bottle leaked and did nothing.

  1051. Adriane Quintero (verified owner) –

    One of my essentials now, super helpful.

  1052. Noel Mccracken (verified owner) –

    Happy customer, cramps gone.

  1053. Julianne Ayala (verified owner) –

    Calms my muscles quickly, feels great.

  1054. Casey W. (verified owner) –

    Reliable spray, does what it says.

  1055. Francisca Alexis (verified owner) –

    Perfect, quick results every time.

  1056. Aaden Hopkins (verified owner) –

    Really effective, worth the price.

  1057. Dessie Bagley (verified owner) –

    A must-have, highly recommend.

  1058. Rowan Santiago (verified owner) –

    Excellent spray, pure and simple.

  1059. Platt Atkins (verified owner) –

    Great spray, feels clean and natural.

  1060. Shelley C. (verified owner) –

    Can’t believe the difference it made.

  1061. Duvall Ahmed (verified owner) –

    Exactly what I was looking for.

  1062. Alisa Aragon (verified owner) –

    Such a relief, I finally sleep better.

  1063. Fernandez O. (verified owner) –

    Worth buying again, I’m happy with it.

  1064. Lacie Ward (verified owner) –

    Impressed with how well it works.

  1065. Greg Keira (verified owner) –

    One of the best oils I’ve tried.

  1066. Stefanie Val (verified owner) –

    Solid quality, very effective.

  1067. Donahue Alissa (verified owner) –

    No more restless nights, amazing.

  1068. Starks Riley (verified owner) –

    So good, I use it daily.

  1069. Huggins Melvin (verified owner) –

    Love it, makes a huge difference.

  1070. Whalen Hoff (verified owner) –

    Pretty solid, though a bit pricey.

  1071. Hernan Ivan (verified owner) –

    Pure magic, cramps are gone.

  1072. Blaise R. (verified owner) –

    No irritation, just results every time.

  1073. Ronaldo Dempsey (verified owner) –

    Super practical and effective, I love it.

  1074. Madrigal Colette (verified owner) –

    This is the real deal, worth it.

  1075. King (verified owner) –

    Wonderful product, very satisfied with the quality.

  1076. Ellison Nikolas (verified owner) –

    Truly amazing, results within days.

  1077. Gibson Francesca (verified owner) –

    Everything I hoped for, great spray.

  1078. Claudia Shaw (verified owner) –

    Fast acting, no stickiness, just relief.

  1079. Lloyd Dayanara (verified owner) –

    Five stars, no complaints at all.

  1080. Dahl Rylie (verified owner) –

    Excellent product, delivers exactly what I wanted.

  1081. Kilgore Cochran (verified owner) –

    Best sleep I’ve had in years.

  1082. Avery Burns (verified owner) –

    I can finally relax, cramps gone.

  1083. Raleigh P. (verified owner) –

    Fantastic, recovery is so much faster.

  1084. Jimmy G. (verified owner) –

    My favorite spray, I’ll reorder.

  1085. Lea Fermin (verified owner) –

    Strong and effective, highly recommend.

  1086. Leon Williamson (verified owner) –

    Great for athletes, helps with muscle tension.

  1087. Robyn Dequan (verified owner) –

    Outstanding product, I trust it completely.

  1088. Marjorie Deion (verified owner) –

    Better than tablets, so glad I switched.

  1089. Duke (verified owner) –

    Pure and simple, does the job well.

  1090. Song Letitia (verified owner) –

    Cramps are gone, finally found something that works.

  1091. Donahue Orrin (verified owner) –

    Not strong enough for me, mild results.

  1092. Ware Carleton (verified owner) –

    Pure relief, feels natural on my skin.

  1093. Christopher Carlisle (verified owner) –

    A game-changer, I use it every night now.

  1094. Loraine Crouch (verified owner) –

    Decent, provides some help but not consistent.

  1095. Conley Dexter (verified owner) –

    Leaves a sticky feeling and didn’t improve much.

  1096. Donn Geneva (verified owner) –

    This spray is fantastic, I’m so impressed.

  1097. Mariela Gibbons (verified owner) –

    Legs feel lighter, restless nights are gone.

  1098. Hahn Emiliano (verified owner) –

    It’s average, some nights it helps, others not so much.

  1099. Jeannine Nieto (verified owner) –

    Okay but could be better, results are hit or miss.

  1100. Dayanara Shamar (verified owner) –

    Love this spray, great for soreness.

  1101. Gardner Braedon (verified owner) –

    Very good overall, though bottle design could be improved.

  1102. Stetson Rutledge (verified owner) –

    Recovery after workouts is cut in half.

  1103. Alvarado Samara (verified owner) –

    It’s okay, helps a little but not as strong as I hoped.

  1104. Lucero Mcgowan (verified owner) –

    Worth every penny, soothing and effective.

  1105. Fitzgerald G. (verified owner) –

    This has improved my life. I don’t say that lightly.

  1106. Deanthony Mathew (verified owner) –

    I’m a huge fan.

  1107. Bo Trevino (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less… angry.

  1108. Stroud Sawyer (verified owner) –

    This is now the #1 thing I recommend to my massage clients for home care.

  1109. Phil Raines (verified owner) –

    I didn’t think this worked at first. But I stuck with it for a week, and the cumulative effect is undeniable. My baseline level of pain and tension is so much lower.

  1110. Shyla Conley (verified owner) –

    Absolutely amazing, I feel so much more relaxed at night.

  1111. Coach (verified owner) –

    Best purchase in months, my legs don’t cramp anymore.

  1112. Maureen H. (verified owner) –

    Sleeping better than ever, I wake up refreshed.

  1113. Eubanks Weber (verified owner) –

    My muscles don’t feel like they’re holding a grudge against me anymore.

  1114. Jamari Gallegos (verified owner) –

    This is worth its weight in gold.

  1115. Smiley Colette (verified owner) –

    My partner steals it constantly. I’ve started hiding it.

  1116. Davonte Flynn (verified owner) –

    This feels so gimmicky. I put it on, felt a slight tingle, and then… nothing. No pain relief, no relaxation. And then my skin just felt unpleasantly tight and salty. I don’t get the hype.

  1117. Judy Gregg (verified owner) –

    I feel more… grounded. The constant anxious hum in my body has been quieted.

  1118. Osborn Johnson (verified owner) –

    I’m a dad who coaches little league. Throwing a hundred pitches to ten-year-olds does a number on the shoulder. This is my post-practice ritual.

  1119. Soriano Maci (verified owner) –

    The spray on this bottle is a perfect, fine mist. Covers a wide area without dripping. A small detail, but it makes using the product so much more pleasant.

  1120. Darold Hoffman (verified owner) –

    I was on the verge of giving up my running hobby because of shin splints. This spray has allowed me to keep going.

  1121. Kye Becker (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive powerlifter. This is an essential part of my recovery stack. Helps with soreness and prevents those awful deep muscle cramps after a heavy session.

  1122. Leon Conklin (verified owner) –

    I’m a lighthouse keeper. The endless spiral stairs are killer on my knees. This spray is my best friend up here.

  1123. Adam Alexandre (verified owner) –

    I can actually reach the top shelf in my kitchen without a shooting pain in my shoulder. That’s a bigger deal than it sounds.

  1124. Geoffrey Hollingsworth (verified owner) –

    I sleep so deeply, I’ve had to buy a louder alarm clock. A good problem to have.

  1125. Nathen Odin (verified owner) –

    The quality is great. But be warned: if you have a cat, it will try to lick your salty legs. It’s very weird.

  1126. Darrel Ciera (verified owner) –

    I’m just so much less irritable now that I’m getting a full night’s sleep. My family thanks you.

  1127. Noble Conley (verified owner) –

    I was hoping this would be a magic bullet for my pain, but it’s more like a slight improvement. The sticky feeling it leaves behind makes me not want to use it very often, which probably lessens the effect. It’s a bit of a vicious cycle.

  1128. Braxton Scotty (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional harpist, and the tension in my shoulders and back from supporting the instrument is a constant battle. This has been a true blessing for my career.

  1129. Annie R. (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed with this. I tell everyone who will listen.

  1130. Urban Willard (verified owner) –

    The best. Period.

  1131. Deleon Andy (verified owner) –

    I’m so glad I found this.

  1132. Terrill Roberson (verified owner) –

    I’ve repurchased this so many times I’ve lost count.

  1133. Post Bryon (verified owner) –

    The relief is so profound it’s almost emotional. To be free of that constant, nagging pain is an incredible gift.

  1134. River (verified owner) –

    It’s a decent product. The effect is noticeable but not life-changing. It makes my sore muscles feel better, but doesn’t eliminate the pain. It’s a helper, not a cure.

  1135. Shanta Sapp (verified owner) –

    This has helped my husband’s sleep apnea. He still snores a little, but the scary episodes where he stops breathing have dramatically decreased. Our doctor is amazed. This was a completely unexpected benefit.

  1136. Jaramillo Agustin (verified owner) –

    My focus at work has been razor sharp. Turns out when you aren’t being woken up by your own twitching legs, your brain works a lot better.

  1137. Bryan W. (verified owner) –

    This stuff is my secret weapon for surviving my family’s annual camping trip on an air mattress.

  1138. Jackson Friend (verified owner) –

    I love the simplicity. Magnesium. Water. No mysterious chemicals I can’t pronounce.

  1139. Phipps Case (verified owner) –

    This is now a permanent resident on my nightstand.

  1140. Peaches (verified owner) –

    I feel less like a rusty hinge and more like a human being.

  1141. Hadley Watson (verified owner) –

    I’m a mall Santa. Sitting in that chair for 8 hours with kids on my lap is brutal on the lower back and knees. This is my secret helper to get through the holiday season without turning into a real grinch.

  1142. Sampson Greer (verified owner) –

    My skin sizzled. I don’t mean a tingle. I mean it felt like I was being pan-seared. The sensation was so intense and unpleasant that I couldn’t leave it on for more than 30 seconds.

  1143. Roberson Francis (verified owner) –

    The “tech neck” from looking down at my phone all day was becoming unbearable. This spray has been the antidote.

  1144. Nathen Kirk (verified owner) –

    My feet, which are usually little blocks of ice, are finally warm at night.

  1145. Ty Reyna (verified owner) –

    My husband is a sushi chef. His hands are a blur all night. This is the only thing that prevents his forearms from cramping up.

  1146. Jair Gauge (verified owner) –

    I am never, ever flying without this again. It completely prevents that puffy, achy ‘airplane leg’ feeling.

  1147. Bain B. (verified owner) –

    I just adopted a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. I’d forgotten how much bending and lifting is involved. My back was a mess. This is my “puppy back” remedy.

  1148. Campbell Mable (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that has ever touched the deep, buzzing ache from the Raynaud’s in my hands and feet during the winter.

  1149. Tanner Ivan (verified owner) –

    I am a changed man. I used to be a grumpy bear in the morning from my chronic pain. Now that I’m getting real rest, my wife says I’m almost pleasant.

  1150. Kessler Cantrell (verified owner) –

    The relief from my cramps is incredible. I’m a customer for life.

  1151. Corbin Luther (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my state of mind than just my body. It’s hard to be anxious when your muscles are this relaxed.

  1152. Maryam Chapman (verified owner) –

    It works great, but I have to be careful with the overspray. The mist is very fine and it makes the hardwood floor next to my bed dangerously slippery until it dries. Almost took a spill.

  1153. Hutchins Sallie (verified owner) –

    My son is a baseball catcher. The squatting does a number on his knees and hips. He sprays this on after every game, and his recovery has improved dramatically.

  1154. Marybeth Le (verified owner) –

    This is the one. The pure, potent Zechstein stuff. Don’t waste your time on imitations.

  1155. Brock Denice (verified owner) –

    I don’t really know if it’s working. It feels nice and warm when I put it on, but I haven’t noticed a huge difference in my actual pain levels. It’s not bad, but it’s not a miracle for me.

  1156. Wang Cartwright (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-spent-6-hours-scraping-popcorn-ceilings-off” miracle juice. If you’ve ever done that job, you know the specific hell it inflicts on your neck and shoulders. This undoes it.

  1157. Jarret (verified owner) –

    My daughter is a competitive rock climber. We call this her “anti-gravity spray” because it helps her tired, pumped forearms recover so much faster.

  1158. Janette M. (verified owner) –

    I work in a high-decibel factory. The constant noise makes me clench every muscle in my body without realizing it. This spray is my after-shift decompression tool. I can feel the ‘noise tension’ melting away.

  1159. Yeager (verified owner) –

    i just learned how to snowboard at 40. every single muscle in my body was screaming in a language i did not understand. this spray was my translator and my peace treaty. i could actually get out of bed the next day.

  1160. Mclain Bradyn (verified owner) –

    I’m a wig maker for theatre productions. All that tiny, intricate ventilating work makes my hands feel like claws. This has been a godsend for preventing cramps and keeping my hands nimble.

  1161. Jeramy Hurley (verified owner) –

    My anxious rescue greyhound gets muscle tremors when he’s scared. My vet suggested trying this. A little spray on my hands, then a gentle massage on his back, and he just melts. It’s a bottle of calm for him.

  1162. Machado Pineda (verified owner) –

    I’m a customer for life.

  1163. Gayle Hightower (verified owner) –

    I’m so happy with this purchase.

  1164. Trujillo Adalynn (verified owner) –

    My new favorite thing.

  1165. Loraine Wilkes (verified owner) –

    I sleep like a baby.

  1166. Lana Rodger (verified owner) –

    I’m a park ranger, and most of my patrol is on horseback. After eight hours in the saddle, my hips and inner thighs feel like they’ve been put in a vise. This spray is the only thing that helps my muscles unlock. A true must-have for any equestrian.

  1167. Lucky (verified owner) –

    My grandmother is 92 and has terrible circulation; her feet were always like ice blocks. I started giving her a foot rub with this every night. Not only has it helped with her aches, but her feet are genuinely warmer. She says it’s the best part of her day.

  1168. Ryan Grove (verified owner) –

    The product works well on my leg cramps, which is the main thing. But my cat HATES the smell. He won’t come near me for an hour after I use it. He gives me this look of deep betrayal. So, it’s a solution for me, but a problem for him.

  1169. Jazmin Leyva (verified owner) –

    I’m an opera singer, and any tension in my jaw or neck can completely sabotage my voice. This is my pre-performance secret. A light spray on my traps and neck helps everything relax, allowing for better breath support and a freer sound. It’s a tool for my instrument, not just my body.

  1170. Korey Tremaine (verified owner) –

    I’m a commercial drone pilot, and I spend hours with my head tilted down, staring at a controller screen. The ‘drone neck’ pain is intense. This is the only thing that releases that specific, stubborn knot at the base of my skull.

  1171. Abel Elsie (verified owner) –

    My sleep is so deep now that my partner has to physically shake me awake in the morning. I haven’t heard my alarm clock go off in weeks. This stuff is powerful.

  1172. Cain Heriberto (verified owner) –

    This is a game-changer.

  1173. Krish B. (verified owner) –

    I’m so glad I found this.

  1174. Rob B. (verified owner) –

    It’s a really good product, but I find the salty residue it leaves on my skin a bit irritating if I don’t rinse it off after an hour or so.

  1175. Rocket (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan for life.

  1176. Macey Jackson (verified owner) –

    The best. Period.

  1177. Malcolm Derek (verified owner) –

    I’m so impressed with the results.

  1178. Kiana Stratton (verified owner) –

    I just feel… lighter. Less weighed down by aches and tension.

  1179. Mcleod Francis (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery is noticeably faster.

  1180. Saenz Daisy (verified owner) –

    The relief is real.

  1181. Silas Liana (verified owner) –

    A must-buy.

  1182. Raymond Vernon (verified owner) –

    I’m a teacher, and I use this on my feet at the end of the day. It’s like an instant ‘ahhh’ moment.

  1183. Duke (verified owner) –

    I’m a convert. I thought it was just hype, but this stuff really, really works.

  1184. Garza Channing (verified owner) –

    I don’t love the sticky feeling, but I love getting a full night’s sleep even more, so I’ll deal with it. The results are worth the minor inconvenience.

  1185. Thad Kessler (verified owner) –

    The spray is a very wide mist, which sounds good, but it gets all over my floor and nightstand, not just where I’m aiming. A more direct spray would be less messy.

  1186. Sunny D (verified owner) –

    I just feel more… peaceful. My body isn’t in a constant state of low-level protest.

  1187. Ng Saul (verified owner) –

    This is the real deal. Potent and pure.

  1188. Carney Scotty (verified owner) –

    It’s okay. It provides a nice cooling sensation, but the actual pain relief is very minimal for me. It’s pleasant, but not powerful.

  1189. Kessler D. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional mover. My body is my job. This stuff is my maintenance plan.

  1190. Jacklyn Jaret (verified owner) –

    This has become a staple in my self-care routine.

  1191. Jaramillo Janette (verified owner) –

    It helps, but the stickiness is a real problem for me because it attracts cat hair like a magnet. I wake up with fuzzy legs. It’s a sensory nightmare.

  1192. Denzel Burnett (verified owner) –

    The effect is so subtle, I’m not sure if it’s doing anything. I’ll use the bottle, but I’m not convinced.

  1193. Frederick N. (verified owner) –

    I just ran my first marathon. This spray was the MVP of my recovery kit. I could actually walk the next day.

  1194. Abel M. (verified owner) –

    This product clogged up and became unusable after a week. The magnesium crystallized around the nozzle and now nothing will come out. It’s a full bottle that I have to throw away. Really poor design.

  1195. Madilyn Rocha (verified owner) –

    I just feel… better. More in tune with my body, less distracted by constant little aches.

  1196. Vera Reeves (verified owner) –

    My husband is a farrier (he shoes horses). His back is a mess. He was a total skeptic, but now he asks for a back rub with his “magic horse spray” every night.

  1197. Wang M. (verified owner) –

    I’m a happier, more patient mom now that I’m not being woken up by my own restless legs all night. This stuff is a gift.

  1198. Cornelius Prescott (verified owner) –

    This provides some relief, but it leaves my skin feeling so tight and dry afterwards. I have to slather on lotion to counteract it, which is an annoying extra step.

  1199. Sanderson Curry (verified owner) –

    My body just feels less ‘angry’ at me. The general inflammation and grumpiness in my joints has subsided.

  1200. Star (verified owner) –

    I’m not sure what I was expecting. It smells kind of like the ocean and feels a little sticky. The effect is so mild I’m not sure if it’s just a placebo. I wouldn’t recommend it.

  1201. Gianni Novak (verified owner) –

    I’m a cellist in a symphony orchestra. This is an absolute necessity for the tension that builds in my back and fretting hand.

  1202. Lea Kathy (verified owner) –

    I’m sleeping so deeply that my dreams are back in Technicolor.

  1203. King (verified owner) –

    I’m a potter, and this has saved my hands from the constant strain of the wheel.

  1204. Silver Art (verified owner) –

    My dad is a retired mechanic with hands like gnarled oak. He couldn’t even make a fist. He started using this, and he can actually flex his fingers again. It’s been amazing to see.

  1205. Cullen Gutierrez (verified owner) –

    This has become an essential part of my post-chemo care. It helps so much with the neuropathy and awful cramps in my legs. It provides a real sense of comfort during a difficult time.

  1206. Leora (verified owner) –

    It’s okay. It feels like a whisper of relief when I really need a shout. The effect is just too weak for my level of pain.

  1207. Kiera Haven (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional window washer for skyscrapers. My arms and back are always screaming. This spray shuts them up.

  1208. Shah Han (verified owner) –

    I’m a bird watcher, and holding binoculars up for hours creates a very specific, agonizing knot between my shoulder blades. This is the only thing that can get it to release.

  1209. Perkins Lyndsey (verified owner) –

    My kids are on the swim team, and this has been a godsend for post-practice cramps and soreness. A must-have in every swim bag.

  1210. Vera Nieto (verified owner) –

    This stuff is legit. No frills, just pure, potent relief.

  1211. Betts Jacobi (verified owner) –

    The bottle is opaque, so you have no idea when you’re about to run out until it’s too late. It works great, but that’s a frustrating design flaw. I want to see how much is left!

  1212. Stacey Rosas (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional puppeteer. The weird positions I have to hold my arms in create some very unique muscle pains. This spray is my go-to solution.

  1213. Mejia Fanny (verified owner) –

    This is my “I-just-spent-all-day-at-a-music-festival” remedy. A true blessing for tired feet.

  1214. Gee Derrek (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional LARPer. Running through the woods in 30 pounds of leather armor is no joke. This is my “post-battle” recovery potion. It keeps the orc-slaying aches at bay.

  1215. Rosas (verified owner) –

    The effect is there, but it’s very mild. It feels nice and soothing when you apply it, but the relief just doesn’t last very long for me. Maybe it’s better for minor soreness than for chronic issues.

  1216. August (verified owner) –

    I have a very anxious rescue dog who pants and trembles. I spray a little of this on my hands and just gently pet his back. It seems to calm his nervous system down. He’s so much more relaxed. (Vet said it was okay!)

  1217. Dumas Channing (verified owner) –

    I’m a crime scene cleaner. The physical toll of the job is immense, not to mention the emotional. This spray helps my body let go of the physical stress so I can process the mental.

  1218. Jaydon Yandel (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that has ever helped the nerve pain in my hands from a botched carpal tunnel surgery. It doesn’t cure it, but it makes it bearable.

  1219. Brayan Kyle (verified owner) –

    My son is a competitive fencer, and the strain on his weapon arm and back is intense. He was getting constant knots and cramps. This spray has become a critical part of his post-practice recovery. He says he feels “less twisted” the next day.

  1220. Karson (verified owner) –

    I’m a theme park mascot. I spend my days inside a giant, hot squirrel costume, and my back and knees pay the price. This is my after-shift miracle. It helps me de-squirrel and feel like a human again.

  1221. Delores Dawson (verified owner) –

    My partner is a search-and-rescue volunteer. They come home physically and emotionally drained. A foot rub with this spray is part of our “welcome home” ritual. It helps their body let go of the day’s tension.

  1222. Noble Robbie (verified owner) –

    I just spent a week living on a sailboat for the first time. I didn’t realize how much my legs would ache from constantly balancing. My friend had this on board, and it was a total lifesaver for my “sea legs.”

  1223. Cassidy Dylan (verified owner) –

    It’s… fine. I guess. The relief for my sore shoulders is very subtle, and it makes my skin feel like a saltine cracker. I’ll use it up, but I’m not wowed.

  1224. Parker Nikole (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional cuddler. Holding positions for clients can be surprisingly taxing on my own muscles. This spray helps me unwind and release any tension I’ve absorbed. It’s self-care for the caregiver.

  1225. Sharyn Locke (verified owner) –

    I just started using a standing desk, and my feet were in open rebellion. This spray helped me get through the painful transition phase. Now I can stand all day without issue.

  1226. Perkins Burger (verified owner) –

    My husband is training for a competitive eating contest. The jaw pain (TMJ) is real. He rubs this on his jaw muscles at night, and it’s the only thing that’s helped him keep training without agony.

  1227. Adriane (verified owner) –

    I’m obsessed with this spray.

  1228. Mcghee Dotson (verified owner) –

    I am amazed at the results.

  1229. Stinson Laquita (verified owner) –

    I’m a Foley artist, which means I make sound effects for movies with my body. Last week my job was to be a monster walking on a gravel pit for six hours. My feet were just raw nerve endings. This spray is the only thing that brought them back from the dead. It’s a non-negotiable in my weird line of work.

  1230. Boomer (verified owner) –

    i’m a sommelier. i’m on my feet walking a massive dining room for ten hours a night. this stuff is the only reason i dont have what we call “corkscrew calves” by the end of my shift. it’s incredible.

  1231. King (verified owner) –

    I’m so impressed.

  1232. Newman Hope (verified owner) –

    My wife and I both use it and we’ve stopped stealing each other’s because we now have two.

  1233. Dooley Walls (verified owner) –

    This stuff is like magic.

  1234. Quinones T. (verified owner) –

    The best purchase I’ve made for my health all year.

  1235. Fanny Hobart (verified owner) –

    It’s okay. It feels nice, but the effect is very subtle for me. It’s not the “wow” product I was hoping for, more of a “hmm, that’s pleasant” product.

  1236. Arline Burns (verified owner) –

    I’m sleeping like a teenager on summer vacation again.

  1237. Heaven V. (verified owner) –

    This has improved my quality of life more than I can say.

  1238. Mayer Katelynn (verified owner) –

    A true game-changer.

  1239. Murillo W. (verified owner) –

    My body is less “angry” at me.

  1240. Lex (verified owner) –

    This did absolutely nothing for me. I used the whole bottle as directed and felt zero change in my sleep, my pain, or my muscle cramps. It was like spraying myself with very expensive water. Total dud.

  1241. Deanthony Cabral (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional ice carver. The cold and the chainsaw vibrations are a brutal combination for my hands. This stuff is a lifesaver.

  1242. Osborne V. (verified owner) –

    I just feel… more grounded. Less anxious static in my body.

  1243. Osborne Jerad (verified owner) –

    I love this stuff.

  1244. Hobart Ignacio (verified owner) –

    The product works, but the bottle is a letdown. The sprayer is really loud and makes a ‘squeak’ sound every time I press it, which is not very relaxing when I’m trying to wind down for bed.

  1245. Stevenson T. (verified owner) –

    The relief is real and it is profound.

  1246. Jax (verified owner) –

    I’m a repeat buyer and will continue to be.

  1247. Star (verified owner) –

    My knots have finally met their match.

  1248. Dotson Emile (verified owner) –

    I’m a convert. I was a huge skeptic.

  1249. Derrell Clement (verified owner) –

    WOW ITS THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THEM ALL

  1250. Quinn Roland (verified owner) –

    I’m so glad a friend recommended this.

  1251. Ezekiel Hutchins (verified owner) –

    I’m sleeping through my neighbor’s 6 AM lawn mowing. A true miracle.

  1252. Hudson Joy (verified owner) –

    This is my secret weapon.

  1253. Trudy Jacobi (verified owner) –

    I’m back for more. This is a staple.

  1254. Delores Shaun (verified owner) –

    A must-have in our home.

  1255. Biggs Cates (verified owner) –

    My workout recovery time has been cut in half.

  1256. America Lottie (verified owner) –

    I’m a fan for life.

  1257. Bryn Earlene (verified owner) –

    This has done more for my overall well-being than any supplement I’ve ever taken.

  1258. Gilmore Hal (verified owner) –

    My mood is better. My body is better. My life is better.

  1259. Moseley Hightower (verified owner) –

    I’m on my fourth bottle. I think that says it all.

  1260. Doc (verified owner) –

    I love that it’s just pure magnesium and water. No junk, no chemicals, no fragrance.

  1261. Hamza S. (verified owner) –

    It just works. Plain and simple.

  1262. Perkins M. (verified owner) –

    This stuff is junk. It smells rancid, like a swamp. Not the clean, salty smell others describe. I think I got a bottle that went bad. It was so disgusting I threw it straight in the trash without even trying it on my skin.

  1263. Carleton P. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional cellist. The tension in my fretting hand and back is a constant issue. This spray is a non-negotiable part of my post-practice routine.

  1264. Smiley (verified owner) –

    My son is a wrestler, and he uses this to prevent cramps during long, grueling matches. He swears by it.

  1265. Mcpherson Lamar (verified owner) –

    It’s fine. The relief is pretty minimal for me, and it only seems to last for about an hour. I have to reapply it constantly, so the bottle doesn’t last very long.

  1266. Compton Dock (verified owner) –

    I’m a stained glass artist. All that leaning and precise cutting makes my neck feel like a brick. This stuff is like a chisel for that tension.

  1267. Boyer R. (verified owner) –

    My body just feels more… resilient. Less prone to the usual daily aches and pains.

  1268. Betts C. (verified owner) –

    This is the one. The Zechstein source is legit.

  1269. Rivers Carlee (verified owner) –

    I’m a happier, more patient person when I’m not exhausted. This spray gave me my sleep back, and my family thanks you for it.

  1270. Lorraine Tompkins (verified owner) –

    I’m a blacksmith. The shock of the hammer on the anvil travels right up my arms. This spray is the only thing that helps with that deep, vibrating ache at the end of the day.

  1271. Waldron Agustin (verified owner) –

    I have a condition called POTS, which can cause poor circulation and achy legs. This spray has been an unexpected help. It seems to soothe that deep, heavy ache and just makes my legs feel… better. More normal.

  1272. Jeannine Cotton (verified owner) –

    It’s just okay. The effect is very mild for me. It provides a slight sense of relaxation, but it’s not a powerful pain-reliever for my sciatica. I’ll use it up, but I won’t be rushing to buy it again.

  1273. Hector Leland (verified owner) –

    I just started a new job as a line worker in a factory, and my body was in full-scale rebellion. I thought I’d have to quit. A coworker told me to get this. It has been a total game-changer. I can get through my shift and still function when I get home.

  1274. Austyn C. (verified owner) –

    This is the only thing that touches the awful shin splints I get from running on pavement.

  1275. Jacklyn G. (verified owner) –

    I’m a professional dog sled musher. The cold, the constant tension on the lines… it’s brutal on the hands and back. This stuff is a staple in my winter gear.

  1276. Kiser (verified owner) –

    i’m a night-shift security guard. my sleep schedule is a mess. this spray helps me fall asleep when the sun is up and the world is noisy. it’s been a huge help.

  1277. Janette Sargent (verified owner) –

    I sleep like the dead. In a good way. My wife has to check if I’m still breathing.

  1278. Gustave Grover (verified owner) –

    The only thing that helps my wife’s migraines. She rubs it on her neck and temples when she feels one coming on, and it often stops it from becoming a full-blown attack.

  1279. Rasheed Adrienne (verified owner) –

    I’m an arborist, and the constant chainsaw vibrations and awkward climbing positions leave my shoulders and forearms screaming by the end of the day. This spray is the only thing that quiets them down. It’s like a reset switch for my entire upper body, letting me climb again tomorrow.

  1280. Elena Crain (verified owner) –

    My mother is going through chemotherapy, and the leg cramps and neuropathy are one of the worst side effects. This has been a source of incredible comfort for her. It’s gentle, it works fast, and it gives her a bit of peace from the constant discomfort. It’s more than a product; it’s a kindness.

  1281. Terrill Mckinley (verified owner) –

    The product itself works, I can’t deny that. My restless legs are much calmer. But when it dries, it leaves a fine, white, salty dust on my skin that then transfers to my dark sheets and pajamas. It looks like I’ve been making powdered donuts in my bed. It’s a cleanup hassle.

  1282. Mccarty (verified owner) –

    I’m a court stenographer. My fingers fly at 225 words per minute, and by the end of a long deposition, they feel like they’re going to seize up into a permanent claw. This spray is my career insurance. I rub it into my hands and wrists, and it keeps them from locking up.

  1283. Paulson L. (verified owner) –

    I’m a paleontologist. I spend my summers in the field, hunched over in a trench, delicately brushing away dirt. My lower back and knees take a beating. This spray lives in my field kit. It’s the difference between being able to get out of my tent in the morning and feeling like a fossil myself.

  1284. Jalen Macey (verified owner) –

    This stuff is my “cancel the third cup of coffee” spray. When I’m over-caffeinated and jittery, a few sprays on my neck and shoulders seems to calm the physical jitters right down.

  1285. Novak Sanford (verified owner) –

    My partner is a sound engineer and spends all day with heavy headphones on. The tension it creates in his neck and traps was giving him constant headaches. He started using this, and the headaches are almost completely gone.

  1286. Jax (verified owner) –

    I’m a competitive archer. The specific muscles in my back and shoulder that I use to draw the bow get incredibly fatigued. This spray is my secret weapon for recovery, allowing for sharper, more consistent practice sessions.

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